John Mayer is pretty funny sometimes, and I don't just mean his voice and face. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone (with a hot picture on the cover, I might add) John says, “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week." What? That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. He goes on to say, "I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [The reason is] because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.” Well said, John. How does this guy get away with all the crazy stuff he says? Oh. Money. [source][image]
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
JOHN MAYER GIVES T.M.I ABOUT HIS MASTERBATION SCHEDULE
John Mayer is pretty funny sometimes, and I don't just mean his voice and face. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone (with a hot picture on the cover, I might add) John says, “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week." What? That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. He goes on to say, "I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [The reason is] because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.” Well said, John. How does this guy get away with all the crazy stuff he says? Oh. Money. [source][image]
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