JERSEY SHORE CAST TRIES TO GET MORE MONEY OUT MTV

The cast of Jersey Shore ( or Scurvy Whore, I like to call it) may have to get there penicillin money somewhere else soon. The cast of the abysmal MTV travesty is trying to ban together (a la "Friends") and get a big pay raise for the next season of their hit reality show. Problem is, MTV is (rightly) sure that they can all be replaced with a group of equally despicable low-lifes. Sources tell TMZ that if the cast doesn't learn how to spell their names and sign contracts by today, they will be out on their steroid/cellulite asses. They also told them that it's not a "package deal", so whoever signs can stay, the rest can leave. MTV has offered $10,000 an episode, with 12 episodes total. That's more money than any of them will make for the rest of their lives probably. Reportedly MTV already has replacements lined up and ready to go if the disease-y cast doesn't sign up. Replace them. Who cares? They are all cartoon-character, D-list porn stars any way. [source]