Wednesday, January 20, 2010

HEIDI MONTAG IS LOOKING FOR A NEW PLASTIC SURGEON

Oh, Lord of the rings!!! When will this be over. Heidi Montag, or as I like to call her Heidi You-Can't-Polish-A-Turd Montag, is ready for more plastic surgery to her face and body. Wonder if she has considered a personality or talent augmentation? Probably not. Anyhoosers, Montag apparently wants to enlarge her already gross size F breasts to an H, for "Heidi" she told pals. Wonder how long it took her to figure THAT out. She's had work done on her nose, chin, ears, eyebrows, cheeks and breasts. But Horsey Montag will have to go somewhere else for any more upgrades. Her doctor, Frank Ryan, says he is done cutting up the reality "star". He says, "With me, she won't go bigger. Another doctor may do it, but I won't." Guess he doesn't want to be known as the guy who butchered Heidi Montag. I would love that title, but for a different reason. [source][image]

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