FIRE IN THE THEATRE DISTRICT SHUTS DOWN MY GYM

How dare they! Apparently a manhole fire yesterday in the theatre district shut down a bunch of buildings....including the one my gym is in! Broadway was shut down from 50th to 54th Street. How can this happen? I mean, I get up at 6:20 in the morning to go to the gym, like a good gay, only to find that a pesky little thing like carbon monoxide poising is going to deny me my daily workout? Now I have to go at lunch, or worse, after work! It's so unfair. I guess we're lucky no one was hurt, blah, blah, blah, but do my abs have to suffer. This is a travesty!