Sunday, April 25, 2010

APPLE EMPLOYEE IN BIG TROUBLE AFTER LEAVING IPHONE PROTOTYPE IN BEER GARDEN

He is sooooooo screwed. A 27-year-old man named Gray Powell was out celebrating his birthday at a beer garden in Red Wood, California WITH A PROTOTYPE FOR THE NEXT IPHONE!! WHAT? What kind of moron does something like that? Not done. HE LEFT IT THERE!! Don't you know he woke up the next morning and freaked the f*ck out??? It's bad enough when you leave your credit card at a bar, or your baby, but the new iPhone prototype. Anyway, an anonymous person who found it sold it to gadget blog Gizmodo for $5,000 and they have been hanging on to it. Well, all is well because when Apple contacted them through a letter( or probably through a brick in their window) they were happy to give it back. Brian Lam, Gizmodo editorial director, says he told Apple the phone was "was burning a hole in our pockets" and Gizmodo would be "happy to have you pick this thing up." I bet! Nobody wants Apple breathing down their neck for too long. They also pleaded for leniency for Powell saying, "Take it easy on the kid who lost it." Right. I'm sure he'll be getting a big promotion for this. No word yet on what island Apple sent Gray to, or where his genitalia ended up. This is the new Apple logo that Powell sees in his head. [source]

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