Tuesday, April 6, 2010

KATE GOSSELIN ATTEMPTS TO MURDER LADY GAGA...

...through dance. The reality star made me john-and-kate-plus-HATE her for crapping all over Gaga's song Paparazzi. How dare she!! To say she danced like a dead person would be incredibley disrespectful to dead people everywhere. Maybe dead person who was paralyzed and had their eyes removed. That would be closer. Looking like Paris Hilton in 10 years, Kate just walked around the stage awkwardly jutting her arms out every few seconds while her poor dance partner moved around her in circles. This show is such a joke and really insulting to dancers. Just have a professional ballroom dance competition show so we don't have to watch semi-celebrities murder my fave art form. Watch the "performance" below if you feel like you ate something bad for lunch but don't want to make yourself throw up. WARNING: It's gross-tastic.

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