GWYNETH HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!! DON'T MESS WITH MADONNA

First Marlene Dietrich NOW Madonna?? Gwyneth is looking for an ass whoopin' from yours truly. The Huffington Post is reporting that Grosseth Paltrow posted on her ridiculous website Goop (that name makes me ill) asking for help on what to do when you "don't like a friend anymore". Wow. How sixth grade. Anyway, apparently this post, according to sources close to the uninteresting "actress" say the "friend" in question in none other than Madonna. WHAT?? How dare she!! Gwyneth went on to say that spending time with a certain friend can leave her "drained, empty and belittled". I guess they spent time watching a Gwyneth film festival. I mean, really. The fact that Madonna lowered herself to be friends with that thing should make her feel lucky. Apparently part of the problem too is the trainer the pair used to share, Tracy Anderson, whose business finances were called into question. Madonna distances herself from Tracy right away, but Gwyneth tried to open some crazy expensive gym with her in NYC that no one wanted to join. Paltrow often uses her website to spew verbal diarrhea at people. She called Winona Ryder a "frenemy" last year. Oh, did you hear that on Sex and the City...... in 2002? Gawd, I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. Could you tell? [source]