NEWS FLASH: THERE IS A GOD. MTV CANCELS THE HILLS

Oh, happy day!!! The Hills are dead with the sound of my joy!!! MTV has apparently come to their senses and cancelled the "reality" show (that for some reason employs set designers and a script writer) The Hills. "Creator" Adam DiVello mouth-farts to Entertainment Weekly, "I think we've told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A. A lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths." The "STRUGGLE"? Is he kidding me? These are a bunch of rich, over-entitled brats running around town like they are gods.... or Madonna. MTV recently took a more serious approach to programing with 16 and Pregnant, but made it official they are no longer about music by dropping the "music television" from their logo. Ugh! Heidi has already found another job as an Old Navy Modelquin and Spencer is the new spokesperson for Summers Eve (cuz he's a douch...get it?). The last season starts airing in April.[source]