BEYONCE'S PARENTS ARE NO LONGER BOOTYLICIOUS WITH EACH OTHER

Tina Knowles, who has been dressing her daughter and her back up singers in fancy curtains for the past ten years, has filed for divorce from her husband of 30 year, Matthew Knowles. There have been some problems in the last year. Matthew was hit with a paternity suit in October and according to documents the couple "ceased to live together as husband and wife on or about January 5, 2009" which happens to be the date of their 30th anniversary. SNAP!!! They have two children: Beyonce and her clone-gone-wrong sister Solange. I mean really, did she have a chance with a name like SOLANGE???? When I hear her name I always sing the jingle "Solange selectives". [source]