AN OPEN LETTER TO WEDNESDAY

Seriously, Wednesday??? Who do you think you are, Monday? You wake me up a little late, you make me forget my coffee. It's raining. You don't tell me my shoes are not water-tight until I'm half way to the freakin' train. How f*cking dare you!!! Oh, then to top it all off you make Starbucks a madhouse and send me to McDonald's for coffee, but they aren't accepting credit/debit today. Then I have to go to the bank (for once, it was not crowded) and back to McD's only to not get sweetener in my coffee. You suck, Wednesday! Make up for it for the rest of the week, b*tch!