GEORGE MICHAEL IS A HOT GAY MESS

George!!! Slow your roll!!! George Michael has decided to make it abundantly clear that he needs help like nobody's business by giving an interview about not needing help. Whosahowzawhat? The tabloid The Guardian in the UK recently scored an interview with the used-to-be-hottie and frequent car-sleeper who now looks like something from the Dark Crystal , and he is in denial. Michael says that there's nothing "tragic" about his doing crack cocaine or cruising public toilets for sex. He says, "People want to see me as tragic with all the cottaging and drug-taking. I don't see them as weaknesses any more. It's just who I am." Um, okay. He has been offered help by various friends such as Geri Halliwell and Elton John but states, "Elton will not be happy until I bang on his door in the middle of the night saying, 'Please, please, help me, Elton. Take me to rehab.' It's not going to happen. Oh, George, nobody likes a druggie and your looks are gone. Shape up and try to be relevant again, please. [source][image]