Saturday, November 28, 2009

THE WORLD'S MOST ACCEPTED EXCUSE FOR PEDOPHILIA (NOT ROMAN POLANSKI) HOSTS SNL

Taylor Laughtner is hosting the December 12th edition of Saturday Night Live. Taylor, of course, the underage sensation who plays hunky werewolf Jacob in New Moon, will show his comedy chops with the cast of SNL. Bon Jovi will be the musical guest for the night to bring the average age above 21. No word yet if his girlfriend, America's sweetheart Taylor Swift, will make a surprise appearance. She recently hosted SNL and won every award that has been given out in the last year. [source]

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