Wednesday, April 27, 2011

OBAMA RELEASES FULL BIRTH CERTIFICATE: TRUMP REMAINS A-HOLE

Okay. Now can everyone shut up about it?? President Obama has finally released his full birth certificate, putting to rest the RIDICULOUS claim that he wasn't born in the US, thus making him ineligible for the presidency. This is probably the most idiotic political controversy of all time. He had released his certificate of live birth a long time ago, but some morons used this issue to hide their obvious racism until he released his FULL certificate. What a bunch of animals. Of course, recently the King of the Douchebags Donald Trump has gotten in on the issue. Trump has stated that he was looking into the issue and found some "very interesting" things. Well, now he is single-handedly taking credit for the President issuing the document. "I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue," he mouth-farted at a press conference in New Hampshire. What happened to the "interesting" things you found, Donny? Lie much? Douchebag much? Stupid much? Trump is making a bid for the Republican nomination, although initial polls that showed him leading the pack seemed to be premature. The most recent USA TODAY/Gallup poll shows that 50% of Americans, including 31% of Republicans, say Trump would make a “poor” or “terrible” president. 63% of Americans, including 46% of Republicans, say they definitely will not vote for Trump for president. Now THAT'S "interesting", Mr. Trump. What an arrogant ass-face. If you would like to take a look at Obama's birth certificate click HERE. If you would like to see a picture of Donald Trump's hair blowing in the wind... YOU'RE WELCOME!

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