Friday, April 15, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAMANTHA FOX!!!

Samantha Fox, 80s pop star and topless model, is 45 today! One of the sluttiest of all 80s pop stars, I was hooked the second I saw her bleached blond hair and ginormous gazongas. Every now and then, when I'm feeling especially cheeky, I'll put on Samantha and dance around like a whorey chicken with its head cut off. That's just me. Ah, the 80s. When the men were women and the women were sluts. Check out the trampy greatness of S-s-s-s-Samantha FOX!

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