Wednesday, February 19, 2014


I'm pretty sure he plays football or something. JK!!! A simple Wikipedia search My vast sports knowledge reveals that 26 year-old super-hottie Colin Kaepernick is in fact the quarterback for The San Francisco 49ers, the gayest football team ever! (I actually have no idea. I'm just guessing because they are in San Francisco.) Anyhoozers, Colin is fast catching up to former San Franciscan (?) and current Dodgers baseball player Brian Wilson as my favorite, hot piece of ass-lete (TRADEMARK!). To make things even better, Colin recently did an interview (along with Carolina Panthers’ quarterback Cam Newton) that is all over the interwebs in which he stated his support  for any player who wished to come out of the closet in the NFL, including Michael Sam, the Missouri defensive end who recently revealed he's gayer uniforms. Kaepernick states:

"think when he steps into that locker room, everyone's going to know that he's there to help us win games, and that's why you're in the NFL, to help us win games. No one cares if you're black, white, straight, gay, Christian, Jewish, whatever it may be."

Well said future lover Colin!! Oh, did I mention he is super duper hot and willing to pose nude? Well, he is and he is. And I love a man with a big nose!!!! Feast your eye holes on this man and start loving him. He loves you. OH, and in case you didn't think he was adorable enough, here is a video of him and his also-hot friend Cam Newton dressed as babies and singing Katy Perry. You're welcome.

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