HUMPDAY SEXY SONG: MILKSHAKE - KELIS

I thought I would go with a subtle ode to human sexuality today. Something that just barely grazed sexy and left everything to the imagination. Or not. Kelis' ode to boobs and, well, lactation???, Milkshake, is one of the most titty-licious songs ever. Released from Kelis' third album, Tasty, in 2003, Milkshake took the world by storm and gave us all a new dance craze; shaking our hooters. Now, Kelis and The Neptunes (aka Pharrell and Chad Hugo) the songs producers, said that "milkshake" was a word that just popped inot their minds and was a synonym for mojo or confidence, but C'MON!!! Who the frick are they fooling? Not this guy. NOT. THIS. GUY. Milkshake went to #3 on the US Billboard Hot 100, #1 in my heart and Kelis' biggest hit to date. So pull up your shirt and shake one or both of your bazooms until you make a milkshake. It will hurt, but might be worth it!!

FLASHBACK: SAMANTHA FOX

S-S-S-S-Samantha Fox! On December 14th Ms. Fox will be releasing a two-disc set of her greatest hits, remixes and unreleased tracks entitled "Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now". Back in the 80s the busty singer hit the charts with some great pop songs including Touch Me (I Want Your Body), Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now, I Wanna Have Some Fun, Naughty Girls (Need Love Too) and I Only Wanna Be With You. Known as much for her ample bosom as her singing, (she started off as a topless model in the UK) Samantha did manage to chart in several countries around the world and is still making the rounds today and looking pretty good doing it. Hits and Tits, what else do you need?

MEGAN MCCAIN, DAUGHTER OF JOHN, TAKES A SLUTTY PIC. SO????

OMG!! BOOBS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! People are freaking the frick out over Megan McCain's slightly trashy pic she posted on her twitter page. Really? I applaud her for having big hooters!! If you got it, flaunt it!! I don't know anything about Meg Mac (I keep trying these. I'll get a good one some day), but I know her shirt is screaming in this picture. Critics have sprung up all over the 'net saying she is a "slut" and that this was a "cheap gag" and, worst of all, comparing her to PARIS HILTON!!! Heaven forbid!! Maybe if it was a picture of her getting a lobotomy at a local salon. Listen, they're boobs! Haven't we all seen boobs before? Even I have seen boobs. They are the best part of a girl as far as I'm concerned. (Just kidding!! It's the soul? Right? Boobs) Lay off Megan. Let her have fun. She is only 24. Of course I don't really buy her claim that she is all HUH? about people thinking the picture is risque. I mean she looks like someone put a butt on her chest. Regardless, show 'em off, girl. Won't be long before you are wearing a cross-my-knees bra. [source and picture source]

MAD MEN STAR JANUARY JONES SCHOOLED BY ASHTON KUTCHER?

I don't watch Mad Men, not because I'm not interested, but because I have too many top-notch shows to keep up with (America's Next Top Model, The People's Court, reruns of The L Word) but I was intrigued by this story. January Jones, who apparently has gigantoid boobs (see picture) dated Ashton Kutcher back in the day when she was just a model. (How droll) She has since been nominated for a Golden Globe and a SAG award. Well Ashton tried to discourage Jan-Jo (I just made that up. How clever am I?) from coming to Hollywood to act. She did it anyway, and look at her now!! She said just being a model made her think, "You're like an object. They move you around and I thought, God, I'm miserable." What did she think she'd be doing, Macbeth? Well, good for her for following her dreams. I mean, taking acting advice from Ashton is like taking advice on botox from Nicole Kidman. You go January Jones. Act your boobies off!!! [source]