GET READY FOR "DIE HARD: WITH A DIAPER"

Just kidding. Bruce Willis is still a stud-muffin. Bruce has confirmed he is in negotiations to step back into the shoes of John McClain for the fifth time in the Die Hard franchise. The first Die Hard made Willis a movie star back in 1988 and he has had continued success with the films. Now at 54, Willis is ready to go for it and he wants 2007's Live Free or Die Hard director, Len Wiseman, to direct again. Says Bruce, I think we're going to do a Die Hard 5 next year. I would hire Len Wiseman right now (to direct)." Willis says he wants the story to be "worldwide". Possibly to promote his new movie with Tracy Morgan, Brucey is also willing to poke fun at the action movies too. He jokes, ""I like so much more making fun of it, taking the p**s out of it, not making it a big deal and not making the fact that I've acted in a lot of movies a big deal. It's all illusion, and it's all bulls**t. It's a great job for me to have, but everything else you can set on fire. Making people laugh is the real deal." Until his action movie comes out, then laughing is for pussies. Right? Am I right? Of course I am. I think some titles could be "Just Die Already" or "I Died Hard and I Can't Get Up" or "Die Hard with Viagra" or "Die? Harly!". Whatcha think? [source]