RICH WHITE LADIES - WIMBLEDON. WEIRD AND AMAZING

Like two likable versions of Azealia Banks, Rich White Ladies hail from The Bronx and are here to take over the world. Here is their fantastic ode to female strength and, well, tennis, Wimbledon. I have to say that I might be obsessed with this now. It has become my life. So fucking catchy, campy and fun!!! Game, set, match, ladies. Their EP is available on iTunes HERE.

NEW OBSESSION: COLIN KAEPERNICK

I'm pretty sure he plays football or something. JK!!! A simple Wikipedia search My vast sports knowledge reveals that 26 year-old super-hottie Colin Kaepernick is in fact the quarterback for The San Francisco 49ers, the gayest football team ever! (I actually have no idea. I'm just guessing because they are in San Francisco.) Anyhoozers, Colin is fast catching up to former San Franciscan (?) and current Dodgers baseball player Brian Wilson as my favorite, hot piece of ass-lete (TRADEMARK!). To make things even better, Colin recently did an interview (along with Carolina Panthers’ quarterback Cam Newton) that is all over the interwebs in which he stated his support  for any player who wished to come out of the closet in the NFL, including Michael Sam, the Missouri defensive end who recently revealed he's gayer than....well....football uniforms. Kaepernick states:

"I think when he steps into that locker room, everyone's going to know that he's there to help us win games, and that's why you're in the NFL, to help us win games. No one cares if you're black, white, straight, gay, Christian, Jewish, whatever it may be."

Well said future lover Colin!! Oh, did I mention he is super duper hot and willing to pose nude? Well, he is and he is. And I love a man with a big nose!!!! Feast your eye holes on this man and start loving him. He loves you. OH, and in case you didn't think he was adorable enough, here is a video of him and his also-hot friend Cam Newton dressed as babies and singing Katy Perry. You're welcome.

VIDEO TRIBUTE TO US MEN'S GYMNASTICS TEAM. YES!!!

Um....the US men's gymnastics team is chock full of hotties this year. I mean... sure they are 5 feet tall all stacked on top of one another's shoulders, but that doesn't change the fact that they are smokin' hot. Here is a video tribute (that I didn't make) to the lil' fellas that are stealing our hearts. Watch and drool... OH, and don't even get me started on the US men's volleyball team. C'mon!

MADONNA'S SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Yep, the New York Giants won, but wasn't the real winner Madonna? In perhaps the best Super Bowl halftime show EVER, Madonna rolled out the hits, new and old, and wowed the crowd with a performance that proved once and for all, MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF POP... and everything else. I know the party I was at came to a complete stand still as soon as Madonna took the stage and applauded at the conclusion of her show. From the grand entrance to the exquisite choreography to the most joyous performance I've seen from Madge in years, it was pure perfection. I can't possibly say enough about it. Madonna can't be stopped. All hail the queen. Watch and learn, bitches.

MADONNA FRIDAY: MORE SUPER BOWL NEWS!!

WOOT!! By now you all know that Madonna will be performing the halftime show at the Super Bowl, which of course will be the greatest thing that this world and any other has ever seen. But today, Madonna Friday of all days, we get more deets on not just the performance, but Madonna's new single!Boy Culture reports on Madonna's new album and single:

"It's produced by Martin Solveig, William Orbit and Benny Benassi and has a "pop/dance" sound. There's a ballad on it also intended for the soundtrack to Madonna's film W. E., its lead single is "cheer" — (as in cheerleading) —inspired and will be performed at the Super Bowl XLVI on February 5 with Nicki Minaj and MIA, who appear on it, and a tour is planned in the spring."

Perfect for halftime!!! Madonnatribe adds:

"Photographers Mert and Marcus have been chosen to shoot the new album cover. The photoshoot is happening towards the end of the year but they have already done the campaign for her coming fragrance called Truth Or Dare."

OOOOOHHHH!!!!! Nice.I think I almost fainted just now. Can't wait for all the new Madonna-ness coming at the beginning of 2012. The Queen is on her way back. Stand back.

SOME RANDOM BASEBALL PLAYER INSULTS BRIAN WILSON!

How dare he!!!! Brian Wilson, closer for the San Francisco Giants and my imaginary boyfriend, is making bank doing commercials for Taco Bell. They are offbeat and funny, like my sweet Brian, but apparently some jealous douchebag named Bud Norris, a starter for the most losing team in baseball, the Astros, is trying to pee on his parade. Seems Bud really put the "ass" is Astros when he commented on his twitter page (to which I will NOT make a link):

"Does Brian Wilson play baseball or work in Hollywood? I can't tell but his Taco Bell commercials are a joke."

Um, whatevs. First of all, obviously he's famous enough to play baseball AND work in Hollywood, "Butt" Norris. Secondly, I think the point of the commercial (posted below) is to be funny, so it IS kind of a joke. Get a life and concentrate on baseball, nutsack. Maybe your team will win a game someday. Suck it. Don't mess with The Beard!!!!

JUST BECAUSE: BRIAN WILSON IN SPANDEX TUXEDO

Well here it is!! My fave baller, in every sense of the word, SF Giants' Brian Wilson in his already infamous spandex tuxedo at the ESPYs. How cute is he??? Really, only this guy can pull this off. Too bad he covered up the goods all night. Ha. Who cares, he's even hot in this getup. Let's go on a date, Brian.

JUST BECAUSE: STRAIGHT ALLY BEN COHEN ON THE COVER OF GAY TIMES

Straight ally and athlete Ben Cohen on the cover of Gay Times.

NEW MEL C (SPORTY SPICE): ROCK ME

I have all of Melanie C's solo albums (of which there are 4) and she is kinda awesome, y'all. Despite having huge success in the UK with her solo career,(she holds the third position for most #1s by a female in the UK) she never really hit on her own in the States. She did however have a couple of songs on the Billboard Dance Charts, including I Turn to You, which hit #1 on the Dance Club chart. Now she is back with a single that is part of the promotion of the Women's World Cup called Rock Me. It's really good. The video shows a great-looking Mel with dancers and some soccer-lovin' ladies putting themselves through the paces with impressive skills on display. Watch and love. Way to go, Mel. Mel's next album will be called The Sea. No release date has been announced yet.

RUGBY STAR BEN COHEN TALKS ABOUT HIS ANTI-BULLYING CAMPAIGN

I'M BACK!! Okay, down to business. Ben Cohen, outspoken straight ally of the gay community, rugby star and Grade-A hottie spoke to CNN about his anti-bullying campaign while out on his Stand Up Against Bullying Tour. How great is he? Watch the interview below and click on the tour link to find out more.

KOBE BRYANT ADDS HOMOPHOBE TO HIS RAPIST REPUTATION

Kobe Bryant showed his intelligence and vocabulary at a game this past Tuesday night, calling NBA ref Bennie Adams a "f**king f**got". Nice. You rape all your women with that mouth, Kobe? Apparently Bryant couldn't hold it together for the game and received a technical foul. In response he did what any rational, thinking sexual offender would do and pulled a slur out of his rapist kit against the ref. HRC released a statement:
"What a disgrace for Kobe Bryant to use such horribly offensive and distasteful language, especially when millions of people are watching. Hopefully Mr. Bryant will recognize that as a person with such fame and influence, the use of such language not only offends millions of LGBT people around the world, but also perpetuates a culture of discrimination and hate that all of us, most notably Mr. Bryant, should be working to eradicate."

They put it a lot nicer than I do. Kobe has received 15 technical fouls (one was rescinded last Monday) and if he gets one more he will not be able to play in the Lakers' first game next season. I hope he gets one. F**k you, Kobe Bryant. Can you tell I'm irritated by this? Watch the video below. It's pretty obvious what the shithead says.

BRIAN WILSON OF THE S.F. GIANTS EXPLAINS WHY WE SHOULD "FEAR THE BEARD" AND HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE ON THIS BLOG

One of my fave crushes Brian Wilson, the closer for the San Francisco Giants, is in a new ad for for Sports Center explaining to Josh Elliot and Jay Harris, and us, why they should "fear the beard". But what about the arms and the eyes and the butt? I fear them not. Watch and learn, baby! Oh, and p.s.....THIS IS MY 2,000TH POST!!!! Thanks for reading and sticking with me, guys. It's growing every day. (That's what she said)

STRAIGHT WRESTLER/COACH FORMS ORGANIZATION IN SUPPORT OF GAY ATHLETES

Thomas Roberts on MSNBC interviews former champion wrestler and Columbia wrestling coach Hudson Taylor about Athlete Ally, an organization and website Taylor started to "encourage athletes, parents, coaches, fans and other members of the sports community to respect all individuals involved in sports,regardless of perceived or actual sexual orientation or gender identity or expression." In his interview, Taylor says he tells his athletes now that athletics should be a safe place for everybody. He even wears a Human Rights Campaign sticker on his head gear! YAY!! Not to mention posting for the NOH8 campaign (pictured). Go to athleteally.com and take the pledge if you're an athlete. Taylor is a true inspiration, a great athlete and a superb role model. Oh, and are these to two most handsome men ever on the scene at the same time on a news show? I think so, yes.

LISTEN TO LEA MICHELE'S VERSION OF "FIREWORK"

Lea Michele is my jam this week!!! She WAS the Super Bowl for me and now we hear her version of Firework that will be on the Valentine's Day episode of Glee. It's quite similar to the original, but there's no doubt Lea has a better voice than Katy Perry. I mean, c'mon!! It's all right. I love Katy too. Anyhoo, here is Lea's excellent version of Firework. Also, I put the photo from Cosmo that everyone is freaking out about on this post. I think it's beautiful and SHE'S FREAKIN' 24-YEARS-OLD!!! Get a life you bored, lazy, fat old ladies who think your kids have never seen cleavage before.

LEA MICHELE RULES THE SUPER BOWL

WOW! Lea Michele DID turn in a stellar performance at the Super Bowl (sorry Xtina). Here is our gal from Glee singing America the Beautiful, well, beautifully. Not only did Lea sing before the game, Glee's Chevrolet commercial was outstanding (also see it below) and Lea was the star of that spot as well. Go Lea!! AND Glee, of course, ran a new episode directly following the game jam packed with excitement. What a night for Lea...oh, and the Packers or Snackers or Crackers or whoever won. Enjoy the music.

HOTTIE BRIAN WILSON CHATS WITH HIS DIGITAL BEARD & TALKS SEXUAL MASSAGE ON LOPEZ

TWO VIDEOS IN ONE!!!The San Francisco Giants' closer/pitcher Brian Wilson, in all his hotness and glory, is a freak of the highest degree. Not only is he the sexiest guy in all of sports-dom, he is not above being silly and hilarious for his fans. Here is Wilson having a chat with his digital beard (just watch it and find out) about who might win a $1 million perfect game competition, via the new MLB 2K1 video game. I love the GIGANTOID ancient cell phone he is using. CUTE!!!! I love him. Brian will open his own web page, BrianWilson38.com, soon (it's not active yet...DAMN IT!!!), so we'll be able to visit him every day. YAY!!! Watch!!
NOW, watch Mr. Wilson talk about his sexual massage on a trip to Thailand while dressed as a sea captain on Lopez Tonight. Um, yes, please!!! Again, just watch it!! You shan't be disappointed. Oh, Brian, you are the bomb.

JUST BECAUSE: BRIAN WILSON OF THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS

I don't watch baseball AT ALL, but when I saw this hot piece on tv, I googled the hell out of him. Turns out, not only is Brian Wilson hot, he's funny too!! He also has a mystery creature that shows up in his interviews called "The Machine". So homo-erotic!! Ha. Is he a good pitcher? I don't know. Looks like he would be. The question is, does he also catch? Know what I mean? Anyway, here is his adorbs interview on Jay Leno (in which The Machine makes an appearance) and some sessy pics. By the way, I DO NOT "fear the beard", I think it would tickle. TMI? So what!! Deal with it!

GAY RUGBY PLAYER HAD FULL SUPPORT OF AMAZY COACH AND TEAM

Gay rugby star Gareth Thomas was not sure how his coach or teammates would react to his coming out. It was a nerveracking decision for him. A recent Sports Illustrated cover describes Thomas as "The Worlds' Bravest Athlete", and they are right. His coach Scott Johnson recalls the story of Gareth, whose nickname is Alf, coming out to him and what transpired after:

"Does it have something to do with your sexuality, mate? Tears filled Alf's eyes. "You knew all the time," he said. "So ... you're still Alf, right? We love you. This doesn't change anything about you as a person or how the boys feel about you.... But you'll need support, mate. You can't hold this alone. I'm going to speak to a few of the boys. They need to know." Alf shuddered, hung his head and nodded, then went to a bar in the team hotel and waited in terror for two hours. Johnno checked into a room there, invited in two of the most senior and respected members of the team, Martyn Williams and Stephen Jones, opened a bottle of red and poured out the truth. The two players finally entered the bar. Williams put a hand on Alf's back. "Hey, mate," he said, "no big deal. We don't care. Cheers for getting it out. Why didn't you tell us before? "

Wow. What a lucky guy to have the support of such an amazing group of sportsmen and friends. I hope that all the people in his life were as supportive as they were. Everyone should be so blessed as to have that kind of unconditional love surrounding them. [source]

JOHNNY WEIR TOO GAY FOR "STARS ON ICE"?

That is not possible. NOTHING is to gay for Stars on Ice. The sponsors for the cheese-fest say that Weir is not "family friendly" enough for the tour. Right. GLAAD is reporting:

"To say that Weir is 'not family friendly' would be a clear jab at his perceived sexual orientation. Weir is extremely involved with his family. He is putting his younger brother through college, and supports the family financially because his father’s disability prohibits him from working. Weir’s dedication to his family can be clearly documented in the Sundance series, Be Good Johnny Weir, which follows him and his family and friends through his life and career as a championship skater. Weir’s performance and costume style is sometimes considered flashier than those of other skaters, leading to questions about his perceived sexual orientation. While Weir has not officially announced his sexual orientation, he has garnered a significant amount of LGBT fans."

Yes. I am calling major bullshizz on this crap. The only thing this is doing is alienating Johnny's fans from purchasing tickets to Stars on Ice. I am sure Johnny didn't want to do the stupid show anyway, since he has his own show on the Sundance Channel, but he is also one of the top skaters in the world. They should have asked him. I HATE STARS ON ICE. Go see the Icecapades instead. [source]

NAKED FOOTBALL STAR RUNNING IN THE WOODS

Chad Ochocinco is not only a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this season, he is also a nudist when it comes to running. Well, not really. As part of what is supposedly a viral ad campaign by Reebok which featured Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champion, working out naked , the Cincinnati Bengals star is seen running naked through the woods wearing only a pair of shoes with his naught bits blurred out. I imagined his "blur" would be much bigger, so I assume he is wearing some sort of support under the covered up bits. Ha. Anyway, check it out below. [source]