How dare he!!!! Brian Wilson, closer for the San Francisco Giants and my imaginary boyfriend, is making bank doing commercials for Taco Bell. They are offbeat and funny, like my sweet Brian, but apparently some jealous douchebag named Bud Norris, a starter for the most losing team in baseball, the Astros, is trying to pee on his parade. Seems Bud really put the "ass" is Astros when he commented on his twitter page (to which I will NOT make a link):"Does Brian Wilson play baseball or work in Hollywood? I can't tell but his Taco Bell commercials are a joke."
Um, whatevs. First of all, obviously he's famous enough to play baseball AND work in Hollywood, "Butt" Norris. Secondly, I think the point of the commercial (posted below) is to be funny, so it IS kind of a joke. Get a life and concentrate on baseball, nutsack. Maybe your team will win a game someday. Suck it. Don't mess with The Beard!!!!
