NEW OBSESSION: COLIN KAEPERNICK

I'm pretty sure he plays football or something. JK!!! A simple Wikipedia search My vast sports knowledge reveals that 26 year-old super-hottie Colin Kaepernick is in fact the quarterback for The San Francisco 49ers, the gayest football team ever! (I actually have no idea. I'm just guessing because they are in San Francisco.) Anyhoozers, Colin is fast catching up to former San Franciscan (?) and current Dodgers baseball player Brian Wilson as my favorite, hot piece of ass-lete (TRADEMARK!). To make things even better, Colin recently did an interview (along with Carolina Panthers’ quarterback Cam Newton) that is all over the interwebs in which he stated his support  for any player who wished to come out of the closet in the NFL, including Michael Sam, the Missouri defensive end who recently revealed he's gayer than....well....football uniforms. Kaepernick states:

"I think when he steps into that locker room, everyone's going to know that he's there to help us win games, and that's why you're in the NFL, to help us win games. No one cares if you're black, white, straight, gay, Christian, Jewish, whatever it may be."

Well said future lover Colin!! Oh, did I mention he is super duper hot and willing to pose nude? Well, he is and he is. And I love a man with a big nose!!!! Feast your eye holes on this man and start loving him. He loves you. OH, and in case you didn't think he was adorable enough, here is a video of him and his also-hot friend Cam Newton dressed as babies and singing Katy Perry. You're welcome.

MADONNA'S SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Yep, the New York Giants won, but wasn't the real winner Madonna? In perhaps the best Super Bowl halftime show EVER, Madonna rolled out the hits, new and old, and wowed the crowd with a performance that proved once and for all, MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF POP... and everything else. I know the party I was at came to a complete stand still as soon as Madonna took the stage and applauded at the conclusion of her show. From the grand entrance to the exquisite choreography to the most joyous performance I've seen from Madge in years, it was pure perfection. I can't possibly say enough about it. Madonna can't be stopped. All hail the queen. Watch and learn, bitches.

MADONNA'S NEW SINGLE COMING JANUARY 15TH!!!! MAYBE...

According to DrownedMadonna.com, a pretty good source for all things Madonna, the Queen of Pop's new single, Give Me All Your Luvin', will hit radio and retail January 15th. In December NME had reported this news, but some sources were saying that the release wouldn't be until March. Now here is my problem. If this is an official single, which by all accounts it is, it's weird to release on a Sunday. Most new music is officially released for sale on Tuesdays, which would be the 17th. I don't know. I do think March is wrong for the single though because Madonna will be performing Give Me All Your Luvin' at the halftime show of the Super Bowl on February 5th, so she won't wait a month to release the single. I HOPE it's this coming week because then my whole week will be filled with Madonna loveliness. C'MON, MADGE!! LET US KNOW!!!

MADONNA FRIDAY: MORE SUPER BOWL NEWS!!

WOOT!! By now you all know that Madonna will be performing the halftime show at the Super Bowl, which of course will be the greatest thing that this world and any other has ever seen. But today, Madonna Friday of all days, we get more deets on not just the performance, but Madonna's new single!Boy Culture reports on Madonna's new album and single:

"It's produced by Martin Solveig, William Orbit and Benny Benassi and has a "pop/dance" sound. There's a ballad on it also intended for the soundtrack to Madonna's film W. E., its lead single is "cheer" — (as in cheerleading) —inspired and will be performed at the Super Bowl XLVI on February 5 with Nicki Minaj and MIA, who appear on it, and a tour is planned in the spring."

Perfect for halftime!!! Madonnatribe adds:

"Photographers Mert and Marcus have been chosen to shoot the new album cover. The photoshoot is happening towards the end of the year but they have already done the campaign for her coming fragrance called Truth Or Dare."

OOOOOHHHH!!!!! Nice.I think I almost fainted just now. Can't wait for all the new Madonna-ness coming at the beginning of 2012. The Queen is on her way back. Stand back.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA DOESN'T HELP HERSELF OUT AT THE SUPER BOWL

It's been a tough year for our Christina. Her album, Bionic, was not a hit (to put it nicely) and while I thoroughly enjoyed Burlesque, most didn't. Now this. At the Super Bowl this weekend (congrats Packers and their fans and all that made $$ off of it) Christina had a chance to redeem herself by killing the national anthem. She killed it in a bad way though. Instead of singing "o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming" she sang "what so proudly we watched at the twilight's last reaming". GIRL! A reamer is a metalworking tool used to create an accurate sized hole. Ha. Now that being said, Christina sounded pretty good I thought, so it wasn't ALL bad. C'mon, Xtina. Pull it together and wow us soon. You still got it and I still love ya.