ROBIN THICKE AND PAULA PATTON ARE UN-BLURRING THE LINE BY SEPARATING

Robin Thicke is now free to sing his date rape anthem to any sexy lady he wants (although I think he was doing it already) because he and his beautiful wife Paula Patton has released a statement to People Magazine that they are putting the kibosh on their long, long relationship:
"We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time.”
The pair met when Thicke was 14, 22 years ago, and have been sweethearts since and married in 2005. They have one son. Robin is no stranger to cheating rumors. As recently as August of last year photos came out showing Thicke groping a fan in an elevator. Classy. Robin also hinted about the pair having an open relationship, but that clearly did not work out for them. Well it's always sad when a relationship ends, but perhaps it's for the best.

SINEAD O'CONNOR IS 45 AND GETTING MARRIED TODAY!

Double good news for the Nothing Compares 2 U singer today! Sinead O'Connor turns 45 and is getting married for the fourth time to therapist Barry Herridge. Barry contacted Sinead after one of her twitter rants about finding a man. She went out with him. They are getting married. How....romantic? I'm happy for Sinead. Gawd knows we don't want to make her mad!!! Congrats, girl, and happy birthday!

Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2U by EMI_Music

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: THE ADULTERATOR HAD A LOVE CHILD

Oh my! Seems there was more to the story of the sad split between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. A lot more. Arnold announced earlier today that the reason for the split is that he fathered a child with the couple's household staffer OVER TEN YEARS AGO!!! What? How could you keep a secret like that for that long? If anyone could it's The Terminator. Maria only recently found out and it's what caused their split. Arnold said in a statement today:
"After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry."
Wow. What a bomb to drop on someone. The mother of the child worked for the couple for 20 years and although Maria knew that the child existed, she did NOT know that Arnold was the father. The staffer retired years ago with a healthy severence package. Arnold is supporting the child. Maria and Arnold have four kids of their own. Damn.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER & MARIA SHRIVER SEPARATE

OH NO!! This makes me sad. After 25 years of marriage, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have decided they need some time apart. While there is no talk of divorce, the couple released the following statement:
"This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us. After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer, we came to this decision together."
I hope they are able to work it out. They have been together forever (by Hollywood and political standards) and they have four kids. Good luck, Governator!

OH, THE ROYAL WEDDING HAPPENED

I have not been following the goings-on of the Royal Wedding and totally forgot that it was happening this morning. Now, while I would not get up that early to watch ANYONE get married, mostly because I am still legally prohibited from getting married in my own country, I do think that William and Kate are a sweet, dashing couple. Kate is gorgeous! Could there actually be a beautiful queen one day? Everyone thought it would be Diana, so let's keep our fingers crossed for Kate. Anyway, here is the kiss heard 'round the world....well, around the houses and apartments watching it on tv. Is is just me or have most people had more passionate kisses with their grandmothers? I guess the royals aren't ones to get full-on toungey on the tele. It's sweet though. Congrats to the happy couple! I guess that's that. OH!!!!! Would it have killed them to put Prince Harry in the shot??? I'll just put him on here.

KYLIE CONFESSES SHE MAY NEVER MARRY

With plenty of famous, hot boyfriends in her wake, Kylie could have settled down many times, but she is certainly in no hurry. She even says that marriage may not be in the cards for her. The Aussie legend tells British Elle about the subjest of marriage, "Maybe it's a path I'll never go down. All I know is you can do worse than expect the unexpected.... I'm in a very happy, romantic place. I thought those days were gone but I'm just doing what I feel." Aww. Kylie is such a romantic. Good thing because her upcoming album, due July 5th, is titled Aphrodite. Kylie has been dating Spanish model Andres Velencoso Segura, who is about a decade younger than her, for the past 18 months. Good for you, Kylie!! He's hot!! [source][image]

MICHAEL DOUGLAS' SON GETS FIVE YEARS IN PRISON

Both Michael Douglas and his ex-wife, Diandra, were on hand in court for the sentencing of their son Cameron today. Cameron had plead guilty to conspiracy to distribute drugs and was sentenced today to five years in prison, followed by fiver years under observation, 450 hours of community service, and a $25,000 fine. The normal sentence for this crime is ten years, but the Judge and goverment agreed that Cameron qualified for a lesser sentence. Michael had plead for leniency in Cameron's case, even taking some of the blame for how he raised his son. In a written statement before the sentencing Michael wrote that Cameron's childhood was marred by a "bad marriage" and "the pressure of finding your own identity with a famous father.” While I think Cameron has to take responsibilty as an adult for his actions, I do think it's admirable for Michael to admit that his failings as a father might have lead his son down the wrong path. Cameron did say that he felt bad about missing out on opportunities to overcome his addiction in the past to herion and "as a result, I squandered a lot of them. If I should be so fortunate as to have another chance, I will never squander that opportunity.” U.S. District Judge Richard M. Berman noted, "in my estimation, that (overcoming his addiction) will be a very difficult chore. I think this case and this sentencing may well be his last chance to make it." Here's hoping he can still turn his life around. [source][image]

LARRY KING ACCUSED OF CHEATING

I'm pretty sure the part in the Bible where Larry King was invented on the 6th day so he would be there to inteview Adam and Eve was just left out CUZ B*TCH IS OLD!!! The 76-year-old CNN anchor man's latest marriage (his 7th) to Shawn Southwick, 50, has busted up and Shawn's sister claims it's because Shawn thinks Larry was having an affair with HER! Shannon Engemann says that Shawn lost her shizz because Larry began buying her expensive gifts, but her accusations of an affair are "ludicrous". "She's singling me out, but Larry has been nothing but generous to our entire family, including me," she tells TMZ. She adds, "Shawn has left me threatening messages. Shawn left me a message (saying), 'If you dare sue the Enquirer I will pull out every last receipt that proves you had an affair with Larry." Damn! If this is true Larry's wee-wee must be made of some outerspace crap that landed somewhere on earth. I mean, he is 76 and looks like a far-sighted turtle and his wife is gorgeous and he still has the energy to "allegedly" cheat? Hope I'm that verile when I'm 76..... or now. [source and image]

HAPPY WEDDING DAY, MIKE AND CHRISTINE

My best friend for the last ten years of my life, Christine, is getting married today to a soops great guy, Mike. They have been together for a few years now and he is finally making an honest woman out of her. It's a beautiful day here in NYC and they are a beautiful couple. It's so great to see two people I care aobut so much be so happy. Congrats to Mike and Christine on their wedding day. AND she's not even pregnant! Ha. Here is one of the cheesiest, most glorious pop songs about marriage EVER.. ladies and gentelmen Paula Abdul's masterpiece Will You Marry Me?

THE EVIDENCE IS ADDING UP THAT SANDRA BULLOCK WAS CHEATED ON

OOOOHHH NOOO!! I didn't want to belive this so I was in writing-denial about it, but the evidence is certainly pointing to TRUE regarding the rumors of Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, cheating on her. Not only did Sandra pull out of attending the London premiere of The Blind Side, for which she recently won the Oscar, citing "family" issues, but now she apparently moved out of the house she shares with James a few days BEFORE the allegations surfaced of his cheating. James' alleged mistress is tattoo model Michelle McGee. TATTOO MODEL?? WHAT?? Classy, Jesse. Oscar winning actress with tons of $$$ or a tattoo model? Which would you pick. Team Sandra obviously. [source]

KATE WINSLET & SAM MENDES SPLIT

Oh, no!! This is sad news to me!! The Huffington Post is reporting that amazy actress Kate Winslet has made her separation from her director hussband Sam Mendes, which happened earlier in the year, official. They are divorcing.
"London-based Schillings says the 34-year-old Oscar-winning actress separated from Mendes earlier this year. The law firm says in a statement released Monday that the split was "entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement."
I worship Kate so I hate to hear of any pain she might be going through. Sounds like they are handling it like adults though. Good luck, Kate! You are lookin' better than ever, so you are gonna snag a hottie any day now! [source]

A BILL TO BAN LOVELESS MARRIAGES

THIS is freakin' hilarious. The Onion, a satrical newspaper that pretty much makes fun of everything ridiculous going on in the world has decided to show us just how STUPID IT IS TO CARE ABOUT WHO IS MARRIED AND WHO ISN'T!! With all the talk about gay marriage, what about those straight couples that can't even stand to be in the same room? Should they be allowed to stay married? Here is a bill that proposes a ban on loveless marriage. HILARIOUS!!! [source]

New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other

KATY PERRY ENGAGED TO RUSSELL BRAND

UGH!! Why, Katy? Why??? A rep for Brand is telling anyone who will listen that Katy Perry has agreed to marry the British "comedian". Brand met Perry at the MTV Video Music awards last year when he "hosted" and she performed. While I adore Katy, I cannot stand that Brand idiot. Not funny, not cute, not cool. Katy, think, baby. Think!!!

BRITNEY SPEARS TO BE A BRIDE AGAIN?

The rumor floating around your local Cheetos factory may be true, Britney Spears is reportedly going to marry her boyfriend/manager Jason Trawick. It would be her third marriage, and her second to someone named Jason, and her first not under the influence of a mind-altering substance. An insider tells Life & Style magazine, "Britney told (dad) Jamie and (mum) Lynne she wants to marry Jason. They weren’t shocked, but they’re worried Britney is confusing close friendship with romance." Her first marriage to Jason Alexander lasted a whopping 55 hours and the second to Kevin Federline......well we know how that ended. I hope this rumor is false or at least that THIS Jason really is a good guy. Here's to you Brit, dig out that veil. [source]