JUST BECAUSE: SARAH JESSICA PARKER AT THE MET GALA 2015

SJP always brings it to the Met Ball, a.k.a. Fashion Prom, every year and this year is no fucking exception!!! The theme was China: Through The Looking Glass, and SJP nailed that shit with a flashy headdress by Philip Treacy and a gown by H&M. Now if that headpiece is not on theme I don't know what is. I am so excited that Sarah is coming back to HBO with the show Divorce!! My weekly SJP fix will be back on. Enjoy by embellished photos of the Fashion Queen.

ROBIN THICKE AND PAULA PATTON ARE UN-BLURRING THE LINE BY SEPARATING

Robin Thicke is now free to sing his date rape anthem to any sexy lady he wants (although I think he was doing it already) because he and his beautiful wife Paula Patton has released a statement to People Magazine that they are putting the kibosh on their long, long relationship:
"We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time.”
The pair met when Thicke was 14, 22 years ago, and have been sweethearts since and married in 2005. They have one son. Robin is no stranger to cheating rumors. As recently as August of last year photos came out showing Thicke groping a fan in an elevator. Classy. Robin also hinted about the pair having an open relationship, but that clearly did not work out for them. Well it's always sad when a relationship ends, but perhaps it's for the best.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: THE ADULTERATOR HAD A LOVE CHILD

Oh my! Seems there was more to the story of the sad split between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. A lot more. Arnold announced earlier today that the reason for the split is that he fathered a child with the couple's household staffer OVER TEN YEARS AGO!!! What? How could you keep a secret like that for that long? If anyone could it's The Terminator. Maria only recently found out and it's what caused their split. Arnold said in a statement today:
"After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry."
Wow. What a bomb to drop on someone. The mother of the child worked for the couple for 20 years and although Maria knew that the child existed, she did NOT know that Arnold was the father. The staffer retired years ago with a healthy severence package. Arnold is supporting the child. Maria and Arnold have four kids of their own. Damn.