21 DAY CLEANSE: DAY 16

I slept in this morning until 7 instead of going to the gym. I'll go after work today. I got up and had some water before getting in the shower and preparing salads for me and my husband to take to work. I had my juice and headed out the door on this St. Patrick's Day. I didn't wear green. Don't pinch me! I spent the day listening to some Irish artists in celebration of St. Patty's Day. Mostly Sinead O'Connor, but a little Enya and U2 as well, laddie!! I'm like 1 billionth Irish, so I guess I can say that. Work was fine, no major problems. I did get a bit hungry in the morning, but a handful of nuts (again, no comments) helped me get to lunch. Did some exercising after work. I was VERY excited upon getting home today for many reason: A) my Bananarama CD/DVD that ordered from Amazon came in (35 Bananarama videos, bitches!!) AND my physical copy of Madonna's Rebel Heart. I collect ALL of Madonna's albums on CD because I want to have them in my hot little hands. I watched most of the DVD before my husband got home and then we caught up on RuPaul's Drag Race, Untucked and Looking. Now we are settling into a Kimmy Schmidt before bed. Goodnight!

8:00 AM: Green juice
9:00 AM: Green tea w/ Stevia
10:30 AM: Handful of mixed nuts
12:00 PM: Salad
1:00 PM: Green tea w/ Stevia
5:45 PM: Ten rice crackers w/ hummus
8:00 PM: Delicious kale salad from Blossom
9:30 PM: Green tea w/ Stevia

FIRST PROMO FOR TINA FEY & AMY POEHLER HOSTING THE GOLDEN GLOBES

WOOHOO!! This is gonna be a fun night, I do declare! Funny (est) ladies Tina Fey and Amy Poehlor are hosting this year's Golden Globe Awards and we are, I'm sure, in for a treat. The two ladies are showing us what they got in the first promo for the show. Both ladies are nominated in the category of Best Actress in a Television Musical or Comedy. I hope they both win!! (that's not happening) But anyhoo, watch and laugh and prepare to pee yourself on the night of the Golden Globes, Sunday, January 13th.

HAHAHA!! SH*T LIZ LEMON SAYS

YES! Y'all ready for some Liz-bianism? "Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party cuz a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY!" Tina Fey's show 30 Rock is full of hilaroius quotes, so naturally it's ripe for a "Sh*t Says" video. Watch and laugh. HOW ABOUT SH*T JENNA SAYS???? That is all.

30 ROCK PREVIEW: JENNA MARONEY RIPS A KID'S DREAMS APART

I AM LIVING FOR THIS!!! From the title of the show, Kidz Got Singing, to Jenna being the judge. Her catch phrase is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Watch this excellent preview from the upcoming season of 30 Rock. GIVE JANE KRAKOWSKI HER FREAKIN' EMMY ALREADY!!!!!!

SPEND AN HOUR WITH TINA FEY

The funniest woman in America, possibly the universe, Tina Fey spends an hour with Google's Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt to chit-chat about her new book, Bossypants. Tina and the 30 Rock cast has me in stitches this season, and Fey is just as funny off-the-cuff. I love her. Watch the full interview below and love her. Bossypants is in stores now.

TINA FEY TAKES THE GAY POP CULTURE QUIZ

Andy Cohen called Tina Few up on stage at the GLAAD Media Awards and asked her for answers to these pressing, gay-related questions. Tina, as always, is brilliant and hilarious:

Cohen: Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen, Wanda Sykes, Sarah Gilbert, Dinah Shore — why are lesbians so good at hosting talk shows?
Fey: First of all, Dinah Shore is new information to me.

I always assumed. I assumed.
Um, so why are lesbians? I would say because lesbians living in the United States, they’re very good at pretending to be interested in the boring stories that straight people tell about their dates and families.

Very good. Tina Fey, which of these gays would you most want as your TV neighbor: (a) Jack from Will & Grace; (b) Matt Fielding from Melrose Place; (c) Steven Carrington from Dynasty; (d) Cameron and Mitchell from Modern Family?
Well, I have to say I have a special sweet spot for Sean Hayes, so I would say Jack, because Sean is the exact mix of adorable, Irish, and gay that confused me my entire high-school career.

Tina Fey, if I threw Mr. Furley into the mix from Three’s Company, would you still stick with Jack?
As a neighbor? Yeah, because I think he’s a very nosy neighbor.

Okay. Tina Fey, Ernie and Bert — lifelong bachelors or waiting for marriage equality?
I actually think that Ernie and Bert are lifelong bachelors, but I think that Telly and Murray are quietly together. Just quietly together.

All right. Which TV couple, Tina Fey, do you imagine must have gotten to first base at some point: (a) Kate & Allie; (b) Jane Hathaway and Granny Clampett; (c) Peppermint Patty and Marcie.
I would put my money — I would suspect that maybe Jane Hathaway and Granny made a poultice one night, drank some moonshine out by the cement pond, both kind of picturing Ellie Mae. Eyes closed, picturing Ellie Mae, and making it work.

Tina Fey, do you actually believe that any of these TV butlers are straight, and please try to support your answer: (a) Benson; (b) Rosie the Robot on the Jetsons; (c) Jeffrey on The Fresh Prince; (d) Niles from The Nanny. Any of them, do you think could be straight?
I mean, I would maybe say Alfred, only because it continues to be a fine line between British and gay. It’s hard to tell.

Confusing. Tina Fey, some gay celebrities have come out on the cover of People magazine, some have come out on Oprah. If you realized that you had been living a lie tomorrow and just decided to come out, how would you choose to do it?
I would say either halftime at the Super Bowl would be good, or also it might be kind of weird to do it in the middle of the in-memoriam at the Oscars.

Okay. Tina Fey, in an episode of 30 Rock, Frank unexpectedly fell for Liz’s boy toy Jamie. Liz tells him, “That’s not a thing. You can’t be gay for one person,” which is true, I think. But if you, Tina Fey, could be gay for one person on television, who would you dive in the lady pond for?
It’s a hard one. I mean, really, I’ve been asked this in the past. By the way — how many people in this room are just sitting there thinking I need to work on my triceps? Well, me, one. Um, I don’t know, people have asked me this before, and my stock answer is usually Oprah. But, uh, I would say maybe Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman.

Okay. We’re in the home stretch here. Which TV lesbian’s fashion sense speaks the most to Tina Fey: (a) C.J. Lamb from L.A. Law; (b) Patty Bouvier from The Simpsons; (c) Xena the Warrior Princess; (d) Suze Ormond; or (e) Tila Tequila.
You know, I’m partial to a blazer, so I would maybe say Suze. I like a nice blazer. Also, I like Rachel Maddow’s haircut. Does that count? The moment 30 Rock gets canceled, I’m getting that haircut.

Okay, Tina Fey, final question: Robert Reed, God rest his soul, he was a trained Shakespearean actor and gay American who played the loving father on The Brady Bunch for five years. Which one of his castmates do you believe must have tried his last gay nerve the most, and why?
First of all, it’s definitely not Florence Henderson. Like, she’s fabulous, fantastic, and a potty mouth and delightful. Um, I guess maybe, oh, Jan, because, you’d just be, like, come on, like, fix it.

GLAAD MEDIA AWARDS HANDED OUT

The annual GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) Media Awards were handed out this weekend and here is the full list of winners. The awards were started to recognize and honor media for their fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community and the issues that affect their lives.

Excellence in Media Award: Russell Simmons

Vito Russo Award: Ricky Martin

Outstanding Drama Series: "True Blood"

Outstanding Individual Episode (in a series without a regular LGBT character): "30 Rock" episode "Klaus & Greta"

Outstanding Digital Journalism-Multimedia: "Bridal Bliss: Aisha and Danielle" by Bobbi Misick (Essence.com)

Outstanding Talk Show Episode: "Ricky Martin Coming Out as a Gay Man and a New Dad" on "The Oprah Winfrey Show"

Outstanding TV Journalist-Newsmagazine: "Gay Teen Suicides" (series) "Anderson Cooper 360"

Outstanding Newspaper Article: "Rutgers Student Tyler Clementi's Suicide Spurs Action Across the U.S." by Judy Peet of the Star-Ledger in Newark, N.J.

Outstanding Newspaper Columnist: Frank Rich, the New York Times

Outstanding Newspaper Overall Coverage: the Denver Post

Outstanding Magazine Overall Coverage: "The Advocate/Out"

Outstanding Music Artist: Scissor Sisters, "Night Work"

Outstanding Comic Book: "X-Factor" by Peter David

Outstanding Blog: Joe. My. God.

Outstanding Los Angeles Theater: "Something Happened" by L. Trey Wilson

Outstanding New York Theater: Broadway and Off-Broadway: "The Pride" by Alexi Kaye Campbell

Outstanding New York Theater: Off-Off Broadway: "When Last We Flew" by Harrison David Rivers

SAG AWARD NOMINEES ARE ANNOUNCED

The Screen Actors Guild has announced it's nominees for 2010. Check out the list below. My picks are in bold. I am loving all the attention Black Swan is getting and I called it that Mila Kunis would get some kudos for her performance as well as the amazy Natalie Portman. I do have to say, I am all for Betty White's big comeback, but Best Actress in a TV Comedy for Hot In Cleveland may be pushing it a little far. Betty for President, but c'mon!!! BLACK SWAN!

Best Ensemble
Black Swan
The Fighter
The Kids Are All Right
The King's Speech
The Social Network

Best Actress:
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter's Bone
Hilary Swank, Conviction
Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Best Actor:
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King's Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours
Jeff Bridges, True Grit
Robert Duvall, Get Low

Best Supporting Actress:
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King's Speech
Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit

Best Supporting Actor:
Christian Bale, The Fighter
John Hawkes, Winter's Bone
Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Geoffrey Rush, The King's Speech

Best TV Ensemble, Drama:
Mad Men
Dexter
Boardwalk Empire
The Closer
The Good Wife


Best Actor, TV Drama:
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House

Best Actress, TV Drama:
Glenn Close, Damages
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Best TV Ensemble, Comedy:
30 Rock
Glee
Hot in Cleveland
Modern Family
The Office


Best Actress, TV Comedy:
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Jane Lynch, Glee
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland

Best Actor, TV Comedy:
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Steve Carell, The Office
Chris Colfer, Glee
Ed O'Neill, Modern Family

WATCH THE CUT "DEBBIE DOWNER" SKETCH FROM SNL

Rachel Dratch brought back her beloved Debbie Downer for the Betty White episode of SNL, but alas, it was cut from the main program. DAMN THEM!!! The episode itself was pretty funny and Betty was in almost every skit!! So much for needing the help of all the other SNL gals. They were great too though. Here is the sketch featuring Dratch as Debbie Downer and SNL alums Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler and Molly Shannon along with current phenom Kristen Wiig. Then watch Betty White in the Scared Straight and Gingey skits. Hilarious!!!!

TINA FEY INTRODUCES THE SARAH PALIN NETWORK AND SLAMS BOMBSHELL MCGEE

This is hilarious! Tina Fey, the funniest of funny ladies, hosted Saturday Night Live this week and gave us the treat of seeing her play the moronic Sarah Palin again. In the skit, Palin starts her own tv network with shows fitted to her deranged, uniformed and flat out crazy tastes. I love when they make fun of Palin, but to be fair, it's pretty easy. My fave show is Are You Smarter Than a Half-Term Governor? Hahahahahaha!! Everyone is smarter than that bimbo. Also, Tina did the "Women's News" on Weekend Update and slammed another stupid whore, Michelle "Buthole...er...um.... Bombshell" McGee, the tattooed slut who cheated with Sandra Bullock's scumbag husband. Tina was on a roll..... Watch!

SNL SETS BETTY WHITE'S HOSTING DATE

The facebook campaign paid off!!! It's official: Betty White will be hosting Saturday Night Live on May 8. Besides White, the special Mother's Day episode featute six former female SNL cast members, most of whom happen to be moms: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Molly Shannon, Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer and Rachel Dratch. Oh, I wish Jan Hooks and Cheri Oteri were on!!! But at least we get Betty!!! I am stoked to see all these ladies do their thing. How exciting! [source]

BETTY WHITE CAMPAIGN IS A SUCCESS

The facebook campaign to get Betty White her hosting gig on SNL has paid off.....mostly. While White will most likely be hosting, it won't be on her own. EW reports that instead of hosting by herself, Betty will be joined by a list of female comedians like Molly Shannon, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. NBC insists this has not been confirmed yet. While that could be loads of fun as well, I would like to see Betty do it alone. I mean, if January Jones could get through her dreadful episode, Betty could do it in her sleep! Ashton Kutcher has hosted multiple times for gay's sake! Give Betty her own show!!! [source]

TINA FEY EMAILS ALL THE VOGUE SUBSCRIBERS

We saw a sneak-peek yesterday of Tina Fey's Vogue cover shoot (sorry that link keeps going on and off. I can't control it. get over it). Now it seems that all the fashionistas who subscribe to Vogue are getting a personal email from Tina about her upcoming cover of the mag. Using her usual humor, Fey compares her segue into fashion to Hailey's Comet and Mt. Saint Helen's eruption, IT'S ONLY GONNA HAPPEN ONCE IN THIS LIFETIME! Ha. Count on Tina to belittle herself. I think it's amazy that Anna Wintour put Fey on the cover. What a smart move on her part. Anyway, in the email Tina says, "If you've always wondered what it would be like if the talented people of Prada, Gucci, Dolce&Gabanna, and Vogue gave your 40-year-old sister-in-law a makeover, then this is the issue for you." HAHAHAHA! Makes me want to subscribe to Vogue, but I think I'll stay the same amount of gay I already am. Go, Tina! [source][image]

BEHIND THE SCENES: TINA FEY'S VOGUE COVER SHOOT

Tina Fey should be on the cover of everything. Smart, funny and cute as a button, Tina Fey is the girl all women can relate too. Despite the fact that she hates on Madonna sometimes, Imma let that slide. Here is a behind the scenes look at Fey's Vogue shoot. Fave quote: "Yea. I'm almost 40 and I wore a romper today."

JEFFERY SELF FROM JEFFERY & COLE CASSEROLE ON 30 ROCK!!

Jeffery Self, one-half of the amazy funny Jeffery & Cole Casserole on LOGO, one of my fave shows, is going to be guest starring on 30 Rock as Liz Lemon's (Tina Fey) gay nephew!! So excited. I love Jeffery and Cole and they are so hilarious. I hope this gets them both some recognition. [source][image]

TRAILER FOR "DATE NIGHT" STARRING STEVE CARELL AND TINA FEY

This looks like a hilarious idea!! A married couple out on a date night who get mixed up with some dangerous types. Check out the preview.