MARIAH CAREY WINS ACTING AWARD: UNIVERSE ROTATES IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION

The countdown to Armageddon begins!! I can't stand Mariah Carey. There, I said it. BUT I recently saw Precious and she was kinda amazy! I couldn't believe that overweight lady with the mustache was Mariah!! I figured she was playing Precious. I kid, I kid. Mariah only has 5 minutes of screen time as the social worker trying to help a troubled teen, but it was enough to get her recognized as the Breakthrough Performance at the 21st Palm Spring International Film Festival. She does really do a great job and actually deserves a little pat on the back. Now just stop being annoying and wear clothes in YOUR size and you may win me back, Mariah! Nah, probably not.