Okay. This new Britney Spears album, aptly titled Britney Jean, has been hyped as her most personal to date. I am not hearing any evidence of that on initially hearing the record. It seems about as personal as a conversation with an MTA employee. Or a handjob from a Kardashian. That being said, this is a pretty good album. Ray of Light? No. Maybe they meant it's personal for the people who were awake during it's making. Ha. I kid. I love Britney. Britney Jean is, of course, Britney's first and middle name and it bring to mind another artist who hyped a personal album using their middle name that did not do well; Janet Jackson's criminally underrated 2004 effort Damita Jo. That album DID, however, make good on its hype of intimacy. Anyhoo, Britney does have a co-writing credit on every track, but anyone in the music industry knows that just comes from a certain number of successful years in the business and people wanting to work with you. So here is a track-by-track breakdown of Britney Jean.
1. Alien - Britney Jean starts off with a promising track that could be somewhat personal. Alien, produced by William Orbit, among others, and co-written by Britney is all things Orbit; swirling synths, mystical sounding backup vocals and a spot on production. It's got a great melody and, like Gaga's ARTPOP, is delving into space themes. Brit's vocals are nice on this track as well. I would like to see this released as a single.
2. Work Bitch - This cut has been out for a while and it is a pretty banging club track that every gay worth their salt knows by now. Make sure you get the explicit version of the album or instead of "work bitch" it says "work work". LAME!
3. Perfume - serves as the second single from Britney Jean and it's a lovely ballad about a girl losing her man to one of his exes. Personal? Who actually knows if it's that or just more music to move some of her perfume lines. Either way, it's quite lovely and again finds Britney actually singing a melody. Sia co-wrote it and I'll take it.
4. It Should Be Easy - is a groovy track that, unfortunately, features Will.I.Am. I am so sick of him I can't stand it. The auto-tune on this track makes Cher's Believe sound like an acoustic hootenanny. Still, it's much better than that Scream & Shout monstrosity from last year that they threw at everyone's face and we were supposed to like.
5. Tik Tik Boom (ft. T.I.) - goes hard and sexy with lyrics like "talk dirty to me, babe, every time I want it" Britney is no just flirting on this track. It is full of bass and cooing vocals. One of the stand-out tracks for sure.
6. Body Ache - is not, I learned after hearing it, about a bad flu. It's about dancing until one's body aches. Now I think the last time Britney danced that hard was probably around the time most people buying this album were born, so I find it hard to believe this is personal at all. Ha. This is another hot track.
7. Til It's Gone - Okay, I might believe this is personal on some level. Mourning for lost love could easily fit into Britney's life in many ways. Who knows which lost love this song is about, but it's a nice electro-dance-ballad, if that's a thing. Another stand out track.
8. Passenger - This song is one of the strongest in terms of melody and content that Britney has done in years. Katy Perry co-wrote this song and it seems it could be about God. It's more universally about not trying to control every aspect of your life and letting the universe guide you. Britney turns in a good vocal on this one too, sounding like old-school Brit. This should be a single for sure.
9. Chillin' With You (ft. Jamie Lynn) - Well, this makes a case that auto-tune may be just what the Spears family vocals naturally sound like. They all have little electronic voice boxes. Ha. This is just a simple, bright duet with her little sister, Jamie Lynn, who also has new country single out on iTunes by the way. Nothing groundbreaking here, but I guess it's kind of sweet to hear these two together. They probably understand one another pretty well.
10. Don't Cry - A dark, electronic track closes the album in fine fashion. Mid-tempo beats, sirens and guitar keep this song about staying strong moving along and ending the (non-deluxe) album on a high note. It has a very early Eurythmics feel to it. I like.
Monday, December 2, 2013
FLASHBACK: MY MUSIC 1985 - DECEMBER 1st
Lots of new stuff popped into my countdown this week in 1985. Whitney Houston's third single, and arguably her best ever, How Will I Know peeks around the corner at #30 and then some strictly 80s fellas jump in front of her. MEN!! Am I right, ladies? Ready for the World had their follow up Digital Display and Corey Hart and Paul Young have some lesser known songs debut as well. Dire Straits somehow were on my chart in the top 10. Go figure. BUT the newest thing is a new #1 song by someone who has three hits on the chart this week. I still love that woman too. Most of the countdown just shuffled around this week, but one song....WOW, did it fall. Separate Lives by Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin was sitting pretty at #2 last week and this week it is GONE! I guess I separated those lives pretty quickly, bitch! See what I did there? Okay, so just click on some links and enjoy some 80s realness. Until next week, whatever.
30. How Will I Know - Whitney Houston
29. Digital Display - Ready for the World
28. Everything Must Change - Paul Young
27. Everything In My Heart - Corey Hart
26. Tears are Falling - KISS
25. That's What Friends Are For - Dionne and Friends
24. Wrap Her Up - Elton John
23. It's Only Love - Bryan Adams and Tina Turner
22. Love Is the Seventh Wave - Sting
21. Sidewalk Talk - Jellybean
20. Conga - Miami Sound Machine
19. I'm Your Man - Wham!
18. Holly Rock - Sheila E.
17. Small Town - John Cougar Mellencamp
16. Do It For Love - Sheena Easton
15. Alive and Kicking - Simple Minds
14. Perfect Way - Scritti Politti
13. Lover Come Back To Me - Dead or Alive
12. Emergency - Kool & The Gang
11. Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves - Eurythmics and Aretha Franklin
10. Walk of Life - Dire Straits
09. America - Prince & The Revolution
08. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy
07. Election Day - Arcadia
06. Love Bizarre - Sheila E. and Prince
05. Sleeping Bag - ZZ Top
04. Say You Say Me - Lionel Richie
03. Oak Tree - Morris Day
02. Never - Heart
01. Sister Fate - Sheila E.
30. How Will I Know - Whitney Houston
29. Digital Display - Ready for the World
28. Everything Must Change - Paul Young
27. Everything In My Heart - Corey Hart
26. Tears are Falling - KISS
25. That's What Friends Are For - Dionne and Friends
24. Wrap Her Up - Elton John
23. It's Only Love - Bryan Adams and Tina Turner
22. Love Is the Seventh Wave - Sting
21. Sidewalk Talk - Jellybean
20. Conga - Miami Sound Machine
19. I'm Your Man - Wham!
18. Holly Rock - Sheila E.
17. Small Town - John Cougar Mellencamp
16. Do It For Love - Sheena Easton
15. Alive and Kicking - Simple Minds
14. Perfect Way - Scritti Politti
13. Lover Come Back To Me - Dead or Alive
12. Emergency - Kool & The Gang
11. Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves - Eurythmics and Aretha Franklin
10. Walk of Life - Dire Straits
09. America - Prince & The Revolution
08. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy
07. Election Day - Arcadia
06. Love Bizarre - Sheila E. and Prince
05. Sleeping Bag - ZZ Top
04. Say You Say Me - Lionel Richie
03. Oak Tree - Morris Day
02. Never - Heart
01. Sister Fate - Sheila E.
Labels:
1985,
80s,
Corey Hart,
Dead or Alive,
Heart,
Paul Young,
Prince,
Prince and the Revolution,
Sheena Easton,
Sheila E.,
Tina Turner,
Wham,
Whitney Houston,
ZZ Top
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
HUMPDAY SEXY SONG: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS - SALT N' PEPA
WOOOHOOO!! Salt n' Pepa were pretty freakin' hot back in the day, y'all!! In 1994 their album Very Necessary had already scored huge hits with Shoop (#4 US Hot 100) and Whatta' Man (#3 US Hot 100). The third single from the album wasn't as big a hit (#32) but the video is H-O-T! The girls always liked to push buttons and on None of Your Business they went all out. The lyrics "If she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business" pretty much tell you the attitude of this song. None of Your Business also went on to win Salt n' Pepa their first and only Grammy for Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group. Their were two popular versions of the video. They have to same visuals, but the group Crackhead did a metal remix that was used as an alternate version and it's pretty awesome. Check out both, and don't forget to hump something or someone.
Monday, November 25, 2013
FLASHBACK: MY MUSIC IS 1985 - NOVEMBER 24TH
Well, I finally made up my mind! There is one and only one #1 song this week and the world can again be at peace. Oh, look over there! It's Dionne Warwick before she became a grouchy old lady and Elton John.......before he became a grouchy old lady. Lots of men and groups are clogging up the countdown, but the rise of the women would be coming soon, so let's enjoy them while they're here. KISS had a hit in 1985? Yes, they did. A good one. Prince and Sheila E. each show up twice in the top 10, Elton appears twice in the top 30 (he is a "friend" in Dionne and Friends) and George Michael is here with Wham! and singing backup for Elton on Wrap Her Up. Miami Sound Machine didn't think Gloria Estefan was important enough yet to call themselves Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine. Take that, Gloria. Remember to click the links below for some 80s wonderfulness. Laters.
30. That's What Friends Are For - Dionne and Friends
29. Object of My Desire - Starpoint
28 Tears Are Falling - KISS
27. Wrap Her Up - Elton John
26. Walk of Life - Dire Straits
25. It's Only Love - Bryan Adams and Tina Turner
24. Love is the Seventh Wave - Sting
23. Sidewalk Talk - Jellybean
22. Conga - Miami Sound Machine
21. I'm Your Man - Wham!
20. Holly Rock - Sheila E.
19. Small Town - John Cougar Mellancamp
18. Do It For Love - Sheena Easton
17. Alive and Kicking - Simple Minds
16. Perfect Way - Scritti Politti
15. Emergency - Kool & The Gang
14. Lover Come Back To Me - Dead or Alive
13. Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves - Eurythmics and Aretha Franklin
12. Sleeping Bag - ZZ Top
11. Say You Say Me - Lionel Richie
10. America - Prince & The Revolution
09. Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
08. Love Bizarre - Sheila E. and Prince
07. Election Day - Arcadia
06. Who's Zoomin' Who - Aretha Franklin
05. Oak Tree - Morris Day
04. Lay Your Hands On Me - Thompson Twins
03. Sister Fate - Sheila E.
02. Separate Lives - Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin
01. Never - Heart
30. That's What Friends Are For - Dionne and Friends
29. Object of My Desire - Starpoint
28 Tears Are Falling - KISS
27. Wrap Her Up - Elton John
26. Walk of Life - Dire Straits
25. It's Only Love - Bryan Adams and Tina Turner
24. Love is the Seventh Wave - Sting
23. Sidewalk Talk - Jellybean
22. Conga - Miami Sound Machine
21. I'm Your Man - Wham!
20. Holly Rock - Sheila E.
19. Small Town - John Cougar Mellancamp
18. Do It For Love - Sheena Easton
17. Alive and Kicking - Simple Minds
16. Perfect Way - Scritti Politti
15. Emergency - Kool & The Gang
14. Lover Come Back To Me - Dead or Alive
13. Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves - Eurythmics and Aretha Franklin
12. Sleeping Bag - ZZ Top
11. Say You Say Me - Lionel Richie
10. America - Prince & The Revolution
09. Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
08. Love Bizarre - Sheila E. and Prince
07. Election Day - Arcadia
06. Who's Zoomin' Who - Aretha Franklin
05. Oak Tree - Morris Day
04. Lay Your Hands On Me - Thompson Twins
03. Sister Fate - Sheila E.
02. Separate Lives - Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin
01. Never - Heart
Friday, November 22, 2013
MADONNA FRIDAY: RAIN
It's a rainy Friday here in NYC, so you know what that means: This Madonna Friday is RAIN!!! Madge released Rain as the fourth US single from her perfect album Erotica and a video that blew all others away. Probably my favorite Madonna video and definitely my favorite Madonna ballad, Rain reached #14 on the US Hot 100 (blasphemy) and hit the top 10 in various countries that obviously have better taste. The video, directed by Mark Romanek, was short in black and white and then HAND-PAINTED to give it that blue, rainy feeling. Brills!! It won Best Art Direction and Best Cinematography at the MTV VMAs when that show actually gave out awards for videos that made sense. Anyhoo, the song is f**king gorgeous, the video is crazy amazy and everybody thinks so. Here is Madonna's Rain. Have a wonderful Madonna Friday.
LANA DEL REY RELEASES TRAILER FOR VIOLENT NEW SHORT FILM, TROPICO
Lana Del Rey is branching out, y'all. The trailer for the December 5th release of her new short film Tropico debuted on VEVO and it looks violent and full of religious iconography. Maybe an Adam & Eve theme running through this somehow, but you never know with Lana. Check out the NSFW trailer below. The film will feature three songs from Lana's last EP, Paradise, which is amazing; Bel Air, Body Electric and Gods and Monsters. If you don't have Lana's albums you should really check them out. They are pretty amazing, I must say. Okay, watch below and look for Tropico on December 5th.
Thursday, November 21, 2013
LADY GAGA'S HAUS OF GAGA RELEASES SHORT FILM PROMO FOR ARTPOP. WATCH.
Lady Gaga is promoting her excellent new album, ARTPOP, with a new short film by Haus of Gaga. Gaga is seen posing with her wigs, showing off several personas, explaining what the album means to her, crying, wearing moss and snarling at the camera, all to the title track of ARTPOP, which I adore. Is it just me or does Gaga look prettiest in a wig cap? I think she does. Anyhoo.... Guys, the album is really good and you should be buying it if you haven't already. Do it!
THE #1 SONG 30 YEARS AGO WAS.....
.......All Night Long (All Night) by Lionel Richie. Don't you love that he explains in parenthesis how long all night long lasts? All night, duh! Lionel Richie, believe it or not, was pretty much the shit in 1983. He was a big as Michael Jackson at that point and All Night Long (All Night) was the lead single from Richie's second solo album, the hugely successful Can't Slow Down. It hit #1 in the US on November 12, 1983 and stayed there for four weeks. It is one of the most memorable hits of the 80s, says me. The video to the song is so 80s it makes my eyes bleed: bright colors, a mish-mash of dance styles (someone does the robot, for gay's sake), asymmetrical haircuts, Lionel's Jheri curl, etc. Now listen to the vaguely Caribbean sounds of Lionel Richie and dance all night long. In case you are wondering how long that is.....it's all night.
Labels:
1983,
80s,
Lionel Richie,
Michael Jackson,
Number One Song
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
LADY GAGA HITS #1 WITH ARTPOP
After all the speculation, Lady Gaga will indeed debut at #1 with her latest album, ARTPOP. The album takes the crown selling 258,000 copies. Billboard reports that Gaga's sales breakdown was 146,000 digital downloads, 57 percent of sales, and the rest were physical cds. This puts Gaga third in line for the highest debut by a female in 2013. Katy Perry opened with 286,000 and Miley Cyrus snagged 270,000. Good for all the ladies! You can read my review of ARTPOP here. It's good, y'all!! Check out her performance of the title track, my fave, below from her artRAVE event. WARNING: It's "arty". You can watch the entire artRAVE performance or each individual song on Gaga's VEVO channel.
Labels:
ARTPOP,
Billboard,
Katy Perry,
Lady Gaga,
Miley Cyrus
NEW VIDEO: KATY PERRY - UNCONDITIONALLY
Katy Perry is back both sonically and visually with her new single and video for Unconditionally. After the my disappointment with Roar, which came with one of the most embarrassing music videos of all time, this is a nice reminder of what Katy can do when pointed in the right direction. The song is lovely and the video is visually stunning. It's got snow, fire, water, hot gay guys touching, slo-mo dancing, kids; you name it, it's got it and it's got it shot beautifully. THANK YOU! Glad to see Katy back in pretty mode. C'mon. I can't be the only one to think that the video for Roar was like a bad episode of The Flintstones. Am I? Love you, Katy.
Labels:
Katy Perry,
Prism,
Roar,
The Flintstones,
Unconditionally,
video
HUMPDAY SEXY SONG: LOVELIGHT - ROBBIE WILLIAMS
Pretty much anything British bad boy Robbie Williams does puts a hitch in my giddy-up. In 2006 Robbie re-recorded a 2003 track by Taylor Lewis and put his own cocky, English spin on it and Lovelight melted people's undies off all over the world. A sexy, dark video with a billion models mindlessly bobbing their heads along to the smooth sounds while Williams gyrated on stage didn't hurt either. Lovelight was a top 10 hit in several European countries and Australia and was from Robbie's album Rudebox. I love me some Robbie Williams. He is sooooooo sexy and VERY gay friendly. Love me, Robbie. His new album of swing standards and originals, Swings Both Ways, is out now! Get it on iTunes.
Labels:
hot guy,
Humpday Sexy Song,
Robbie Williams,
sexy,
Swings Both Ways,
Taylor Lewis,
UK
Sunday, November 17, 2013
FLASHBACK: MY MUSIC IN 1985 - NOVEMBER 17th
Wow! I was really indecisive in 1985. I guess this whole chart was a big enough deal that I thought Heart or the Thompson Twins were going to find out I like one of the more than the other, so I gave them both #1 for the second week in a row. C'mon, little Wendell! Make up your mind! Ha. Well, I'm sure they would have appreciated the devotion. So this week we get the old school version of John Mellencamp when he still used "Cougar" in his name. Did you even know that when he hit with Hurts So Good and Jack and Diane that he went only by John Cougar? If you were old you would. See, being old has its perks. (Just go with me on this one) Madonna appears back on the chart, though disguised and uncredited for her friend John "Jellybean" Benitez on Sidewalk Talk. While a woman named Catherine Buchanan does the rapping on the song, Madonna's distinct vocals take over the choruses. It was also written by Madonna and given to Jellybean as a gift for all the help he gave her in her early career. See, she's sweet, y'all! Sheila E. is on the verge of having two songs in the top 10 at the same time, as is Prince and Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin wait patiently behind the dueling #1s for their shot at the top spot. Will they make it? What of Olivia Newton John? How big do you think my hair was that week? Stay tuned for the answer to these and many other meaningless question. Until next week, have a totally tubular time!!! Let's switch things up and start off with a video. Go!
30. Small Town - John Cougar Mellencamp
29. Saving All My Love For You - Whitney Houston
28. Side Walk Talk - John "Jellybean" Benitez
27. Conga - Miami Sound Machine
26. It's Only Love - Bryan Adams and Tina Turner
25. Love is the Seventh Wave - Sting
24. I'm Your Man - Wham!
23. Object of My Desire - Starpoint
22. Holly Rock - Sheila E.
21. Do It For Love - Sheena Easton
20. I Miss You - Klymaxx
19. Alive & Kicking - Simple Minds
18. Perfect Way - Scritti Politti
17. Emergency - Kool & The Gang
16. Lover Come Back To Me - Dead or Alive
15. Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
14. Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves - Eurythmics w/ Aretha Franklin
13. Sleeping Bag - ZZ Top
12. America - Prince & The Revolution
11. Love Bizarre - Sheila E. w/ Prince
10. Who's Zoomin' Who - Aretha Franklin
09. Election Day - Arcadia
08. Soul Kiss - Olivia Newton John
07. One of the Living - Tina Turner
06. Oak Tree - Morris Day
05. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister
04. Sister Fate - Sheila E.
03. Separate Lives - Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin
1B. Never - Heart
1A. Lay Your Hands On Me - Thompson Twins
30. Small Town - John Cougar Mellencamp
29. Saving All My Love For You - Whitney Houston
28. Side Walk Talk - John "Jellybean" Benitez
27. Conga - Miami Sound Machine
26. It's Only Love - Bryan Adams and Tina Turner
25. Love is the Seventh Wave - Sting
24. I'm Your Man - Wham!
23. Object of My Desire - Starpoint
22. Holly Rock - Sheila E.
21. Do It For Love - Sheena Easton
20. I Miss You - Klymaxx
19. Alive & Kicking - Simple Minds
18. Perfect Way - Scritti Politti
17. Emergency - Kool & The Gang
16. Lover Come Back To Me - Dead or Alive
15. Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
14. Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves - Eurythmics w/ Aretha Franklin
13. Sleeping Bag - ZZ Top
12. America - Prince & The Revolution
11. Love Bizarre - Sheila E. w/ Prince
10. Who's Zoomin' Who - Aretha Franklin
09. Election Day - Arcadia
08. Soul Kiss - Olivia Newton John
07. One of the Living - Tina Turner
06. Oak Tree - Morris Day
05. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister
04. Sister Fate - Sheila E.
03. Separate Lives - Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin
1B. Never - Heart
1A. Lay Your Hands On Me - Thompson Twins
Friday, November 15, 2013
FINALLY, A CHEATING ANTHEM FOR MARRIED WOMEN IN THEIR 40S THAT INCLUDES A RAPPER. WATCH GIRLS NIGHT OUT (GNO)
This song put the N-O in GNO. Somebody told
Labels:
funny,
Girls Night Out,
GNO,
Rebecca Black,
Shannon Montsinger
HILARIOUS GRAVITY SPOOF: ALFONSO CUARON'S IKEA
AMAZING!! If you haven't seen Gravity, this won't ruin it for you, so don't worry. Alfonso Cuaron's IKEA is a hilarious spoof of Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity and anyone who has ever been to IKEA will appreciate the sentiment behind it. It is absolutely like being is space sometimes. Ha!! Watch and laugh, y'all!
Labels:
Alfonso Cuaron,
funny,
George Clooney,
Gravity,
IKEA,
Sandra Bullock
MADONNA FRIDAY: DIE ANOTHER DAY
FULL DISCLOSURE: I am sick today AND dealing with the cable guy, so I needed a little violence in my Madonna choice today. Madonna is a badazz!! There, I said it. She could kick your butt, you mamma's butt and your daddy's butt all at the same time. Wanna try your luck? I didn't think so. In 2002 the James Bond franchise finally got wise (on the year of Madonna's career 20th anniversary) and got Madge to do a theme song for the film Die Another Day. The song reached #8 on the Hot 100 and #3 in the UK charts, making it the most successful Bond theme to date (Adele hit #8 in the US and #2 in the UK with Skyfall in 2012)since Duran Duran's A View to a Kill in 1985. Die Another Day also spent 11 weeks at #1 on the Billboard Singles Sales Charts (the real proof of what people are listening to!). The song also reached #1 in 12 different countries, including 8 weeks at #1 on the World Music Charts. The video was a tribute to many past Bond characters and showed Madonna being tortured by sinister villians. Fun fact: The symbol burned on the electric chair when Madonna escapes is the Hebrew expression meaning "great escape" or "freedom". With lots of special effects, fight sequences, costumes and ending in the famous gun barrel sequence from the Bond movies, the video cost $6 million, becoming the second most expensive video ever made behind Michael and Janet's Scream. Madonna had earlier done the theme from Austin Powers Goldmember, Beautiful Stranger, so she can claim a spy and a spy-spoof theme among her greatest hits. Enjoy Die Another Day!!!
Labels:
00s,
Adele,
Austin Powers,
Duran Duran,
James Bond,
Madonna,
Madonna Fridays
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