JOAN RIVERS SAYS GAGA'S SHOCK FASHION CAN'T LAST FOREVER

Joan Rivers, the legendary comedian who somehow became a fashion maven along the way, has put a stop watch on Lady Gaga's ability to shock us with her wardrobe. She doesn't think she can keep it up much longer. Says Rivers, "Some of the stars have a very difficult time. Sarah Jessica Parker is always on trial now because she is such a fashionista. Poor Lady Gaga will have that now. She is amazing and fabulous but you know, sooner or later we'll be disappointed. She can't possibly keep raising the bar. Last time I saw her out, her dress looked like she had sneezed and it froze." Sounds like a challenge to me!! The thing is, it's sort of like Cher. Cher can get away with wearing anything she wants because she has balls the size of elephant. It doesn't matter what she or Gaga wear because they are going to work it and own it. "Before Lady Gaga we had Bjork and before Bjork we had Sir Elton John," Joan says to OK! magazine. "They are the smart ones, the ones who dress outrageously. They are the people you remember. Some people take it so seriously, and you're like, 'Oh come on, lighten up! It's only a stupid dress!" Pretty smart observation, Joan.

CHYNNA PHILLIPS WANTS A DIVORCE. WAIT. NO SHE DOESN'T

Chynna Phillips is listening to her old songs too much on repeat. Hold On, Release Me, Hold On, Release Me, Impulsive, Hold On. In that order. The Wilson Phillips singer filed divorce papers against her husband, actor Billy Baldwin, after 18 years of marriage, but just days later withdrew them. According to the New York Post, Baldwin was filming Gossip Girl in Santa Barbara when he got word about the filing and was stunned, but Chynna changed her mind over the weekend and backed out of the separation. Phillips was recently in rehab for anxiety (That is the dumbest "rehab" I have ever heard of, btw). For now it looks like the couple will stay together with their three kids. I hope it works out for them. I love Chynna because she's pretty.

LADY GAGA WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU

Pop goddess Lady Gaga may have a sexualized image and music that makes you tingle "down there", but she is single and celibate. People.com is reporting Gaga as saying "I haven't got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone," she told reporters Monday at MAC cosmetics' Viva Glam event in London, reports the U.K.'s Mirror. "Even Lady Gaga can be celibate. You don't have to have sex to be loved." Good point!! Are you listening Lindsay Lohan??? She muses on about sex adding, "Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick," she says. "We're just receivers. We can't talk about sex, we can't sing about sex." Well, I think women do often sing about sex (Madonna, duh), but it doesn't always work as well as expected (Janet's 300 songs about her vagina). Gaga seems smart though, so I'm sure she is getting every message out there that she wants to get across. Like in the picture from Q magazine this month. Long live GAGA!!!! [image]

DANCING WITH THE STARS CONTESTANTS REVEALED

Dancing with the Stars, or as I like to call it "Stumbling Around with Who?" has announced their newest batch of celebrities, and I use that term loosely for some of these folks, to compete on the next season of the show. Pamela Anderson will be trying to keep her knickers on this season along with astronaut Buzz Aldrin, The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka, reality divorcee Kate Gosselin, Olympic gold medal winning figure skater Evan Lysacek, sportscaster Erin Andrews, Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger, football star Chad Ochocinco, 90210 crazytown resident Shannen Doherty, soap star Aiden Turner and incredibly annoying comedienne Niecy Nash. Oh my gosh! Just when I thought I couldn't want to watch this show any less, along comes this bunch. It's not really fair to let Nicole Scherzinger or Evan Lysacek compete sine they practically dance for a living. Right? Am I right? I'm right. Who's watching this show? [source]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JON BON JOVI!!

Jon Bon Jovi, lead singer of the rock legends Bon Jovi is 48 today. Man, am I old!!! Ha. Jon has been rockin' it since the 80s with is band and still fills stadiums to this day. Keep on keepin' on, Jon. You still look hot too!!! Enjoy some Bon Jovi and one of his ads for Versace (hubba hubba). [image]

GIRLS, GIRLS. YOU'RE BOTH DRUNK

The feud between Lily Allen and Courtney Love on twitter has been raging on. The pair each posted very unflattering photos of one another on the site. Lily went first and got complaints from her followers. Love posted a pic of Lily after that with some choice words about Lils, like "Your really a brat, is there anyone who you haven't started a meaningless strop with? The night you did all the blow on earth... the night you home invaded me did all the blow I've ever seen in my home wouldn't leave and blamed ME for yr shit show? thighs?". Huh? Then the bell rang and they went to third period and wrote notes to their bffs about it. Anyhooo.....Lily apparently came to her senses later as she tweeted "Sorry, that was mean. Enuff of these juvenile musings, I should never have risen to the bait. Silly lily". Okay. Is that all now? I kinda hope not. Heehee. [source]

LARRY KING ASKS JOHNNY WEIR ABOUT BEING "FIERCE"

This is amazy!! I never in a million years thought I would hear Larry King say "fierce", but here it is! Johnny Weir, the American figure skater who was completely robbed at the Olympics, was on Larry King Live and was asked about his personality. Watch the cuteness ensue!!

GWYNETH HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!! DON'T MESS WITH MADONNA

First Marlene Dietrich NOW Madonna?? Gwyneth is looking for an ass whoopin' from yours truly. The Huffington Post is reporting that Grosseth Paltrow posted on her ridiculous website Goop (that name makes me ill) asking for help on what to do when you "don't like a friend anymore". Wow. How sixth grade. Anyway, apparently this post, according to sources close to the uninteresting "actress" say the "friend" in question in none other than Madonna. WHAT?? How dare she!! Gwyneth went on to say that spending time with a certain friend can leave her "drained, empty and belittled". I guess they spent time watching a Gwyneth film festival. I mean, really. The fact that Madonna lowered herself to be friends with that thing should make her feel lucky. Apparently part of the problem too is the trainer the pair used to share, Tracy Anderson, whose business finances were called into question. Madonna distances herself from Tracy right away, but Gwyneth tried to open some crazy expensive gym with her in NYC that no one wanted to join. Paltrow often uses her website to spew verbal diarrhea at people. She called Winona Ryder a "frenemy" last year. Oh, did you hear that on Sex and the City...... in 2002? Gawd, I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. Could you tell? [source]

GLEE GOING OUT ON THE ROAD!!!

My prayers have been answered!! Glee is going on the road, y'all! The kids from Glee will be embarking on a four city, seven date tour on May 18th!! FUN!!!!! EW.com reports, "Stars Lea Michele (Rachel), Cory Monteith (Finn), Amber Riley (Mercedes), Chris Colfer (Kurt), Kevin McHale (Artie), Jenna Ushkowitz (Tina), Mark Salling (Puck), Dianna Agron (Quinn), Naya Rivera (Santana), Heather Morris (Brittany), Harry Shum, Jr. (Mike) and Dijon Talton (Matt) will all participate." Sweet. How fun it will be to see if they can bring it live, right? I am def gonna try to get tickets for this show. Here are the dates:

May 18 Phoenix, AZ Dodge Theatre

May 20 Los Angeles, CA Gibson Amphitheatre

May 21 Los Angeles, CA Gibson Amphitheatre

May 25 Chicago, IL Rosemont Theatre

May 26 Chicago, IL Rosemont Theatre

May 28 New York City, NY Radio City Music Hall

May 29 New York City, NY Radio City Music Hall

MADONNA AND LADY GAGA HAVE A NAKED, LESBIAN FIST FIGHT IN FRONT OF QUEEN ELIZABETH!!

Just kidding!!! Wanted to get your attention in my 1,000th post!!!! It's been so fun writing this blog and I am so glad to have it growing and being read by so many great people. Thank you for your viewership and feedback. I hope to have thousands more to come. I will keep telling you what to think and believe about various topics so you don't have to think for yourselves. That's what I do. I'm a giver. Now I'll share with you a precious moment in history. Enjoy.

CARLY SIMON DENIES "YOU'RE SO VAIN" IS ABOUT GEFFEN

Not so fast, people!! Reports came out this week that Carly Simon's iconic, mysterious song "You're So Vain" was not about Mick Jagger, Warren Beatty, or a host of other men that have been in the rumor mill for decades, but was in fact about record exec and gay-about-town David Geffen, according to the Daily News. They claim a new recording of the song, when played backwards, says the name "David". She told the paper that there's a little whisper that answers the long time mystery. Now Roger Friedman of Showbiz411.com is saying that he received an email from Carly saying, "What a riot! Nothing to do with David Geffen! What a funny mistake! Someone got a clue mistaken for another mistake!” Hmmm, I would like to see that email if it in fact exists!! But Carly in fact did not even know Geffen when the song was written in 1971, so this is probably true, email or not. The egotistical subject of the song remains a mystery!!!! [source][image]

GWYNETH PALTROW TO PLAY MARLENE DIETRICH

Gross. I despise Gwyneth Paltrow and now she is going to try to ruin a classy, Hollywood legend. Paltrow is tapped to portray screen legend Marlene Dietrich is a movie adapted form Dietrich's daughter's memoir. Marlene was a sexy, sassy, strong German lady and Gwenyth is a dildo, so it really doesn't make sense to me, but Dietrich's grandson, Peter Riva, thinks Paltrow is great for the part. "She has the stillness required in an aristocrat and the ability to plumb the depths of character without too much emotion, which was Marlene's trademark." Well, Paltrow is kind of a cold bitch, so I guess she has that going for her. It's the rest I'm not too sure about. [source]

MICHAEL DOUGLAS SAYS HE PUT CAREER OVER PARENTING

Michael Douglas' son, Cameron, was recently arrested and faces ten years in prison for trafficking meth (yikes!). Michael is now saying that he feels he played a role in his son's downfall. He tells Vanity Fair's Evgenia Peretz "My priorities were very similar [to my father's]. Career first." He reveals that his own father, legendary actor Kirk Douglas, was distant and hostile towards his sons. "He was a very intense, talented survivalist. He was consumed with clawing out and making something of himself, and he probably was a little early in his career to have children. Certainly didn't get a chance to enjoy them until later in life." Michael is saying that he wants to do things right this time around with his child with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Oh, great. I am sure Cameron is happy to hear that little nugget. Cameron is a grown man and will be facing his consequences for what he did, but it is sad to hear a parent admit that he failed his kids. Hopefully everyone will learn a lesson from this Hollywood story. The full interview with Vanity Fair will be available March 3rd. [source and image]

SURPRISE! IDOL LOSERS THINK JUDGES ARE TOO HARSH!

Really? That's why you got kicked off? It was the judges. NOT! The first four contestants to get the boot from Idol are venting by ripping the judges (becuase they weren't sub-par at all. ha) Ashley Rodriguez thinks "...they were not taking any chances this week," and, "...a lot of people thought maybe they'd be a little lenient considering it was our first live show. Turns out they were coming throwing punches." DUH!! Has she seen the show before? It's their job to judge you, sweetie. Janell Wheeler said that the band was so loud and aggressive and they "didn't know how the sound works yet." Well it was your time to figure it out and you didn't. Tyler Grady tried to explain away his sassing the judges (doesn't somone do this every season?) saying he "meant no disrespect". Of course all of them gave the "you'll hear from me again" speech before fading off into obscurity or regional theatre if they're lucky. [source]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KE$HA

Woohooo!! You know she is getting her drink on tonight. Pop's newest sensation Ke$ha is 23 today. She is on a roll right now with her hits, so she should party it up while she is on top. Who knows what could happen tomorrow. I personally love Ke$ha's album, Animal, so I hope she keeps the singles comin' and wakes up in the mornin' feelin' like P. Diddy..... or someone cool instead. HBD, K!!!!