THE #1 SONG 20 YEARS AGO TODAY WAS.....

.....Dreamlover by Mariah Carey. Remember when Mariah Carey could sing. I don't mean that whisper shit she does now, but S-A-N-G, gurl!!!! Well, back in 1993 she was still SANGING like her weave depended on it. Dreamlover was the lead single off of Mariah's third album, Music Box, and it was a monster hit. It reached the summit of the Hot 100 on September 5th and stayed there for 8 weeks. It was Mariah's seventh #1 single in three years. The video is almost shocking to see now. Why? I'm glad you asked. We see pre-crazy, pre-balloonbreast implant, thin, healthy Mariah looking almost......wait for it......wholesome! What? Yes. Mariah, early in her career, did not look like a whorey Whoopi Goldberg on bath salts. But honestly, kids, she looks quite pretty in this video, even I must admit. Dreamlover is a breezy, happy, upbeat track that screams early 90s and is considered one of Mariah's classic songs. The song was the 8th biggest hit of 1993 and the 20th biggest hit of the 90s, according to Billboard. Pretty impressive, Mimi. So enjoy the video below and try not to feel too old if you clearly remember this song.

WHOOPI STICKS HER FOOT IN HER MOUTH AGAIN: DEFENDS GALLIANO

Whoopi Goldberg has defended everyone from Mel Gibson to Phil Spector (great track record, Whoopi) and now she's defending former Dior designer John Galliano's racist, anti-semitic rant that was caught on tape recently where he said her "loves Hitler" and the people he was talking to would have been "gassed" back then. How sweet of him. UGH! Now Whoopi is saying it was just because he had a case of the drunkies that he said it. She claims that if he said while he was "straight" (I guess that's the word out of touch old people use for sober) and said that, he would be racist, but not if he's drunk. BULLSHIT!! She likens it to waking up after a bender with an ugly stranger in your bed. Leave it to Joy Behar to set it straight by pointing out most people slur "I love you" while drunk, not "I hate Jews". Good point, Joy. And the other ladies ain't buying what Whoopi is queefing either. Anyway, watch Whoopi Goldturd defend Galliano in the video below. Fail, Whoopi. Fail.

IS THERE ANYONE WHOOPI WILL NOT DEFEND

Oh, boy! First Whoopi Goldberg defends Roman Polanski (remember she said it wasn't "rape-rape")then Michael Vick (part of his "cultural upbringing") and NOW she says Mel Gibson is not a racist???? She heard what he said and claims that because he's been in her house he is not a racist. She also basically defends his anti-semetic rant from few years ago because he was drunk when he said it. Ugh! Watch the video below and see Whoopi protect her Hollywood connections some more. What a delusional weirdo. If you haven't heard the vile, disgusting, horrific things that Mel said to the mother of his child (I refuse to put them on here) click here.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG CONTINUES HER STUPIDITY TOUR, TRIED TO DEFEND HUCKABEE

Remember when she was just funny and talented? Well, Whoopi Goldberg is seriously disturbed these days. Recently Governor Mike Huckabee made some VERY ignorant, well documented statements to The College New Jersey's paper The Perspective about gays wanting to adopt. He compared same-sex marriage to incest and polygamy, then he said that gays who want to parent should remember that "children are not puppies". Really? Good to know. Well Whoopi, who has defended Roman Polanski and Jesse James in recent past, says she doubts that Huckabee said these things because he is a "smart guy". WHAT? Clearly not. Joy Behar and even Sherri Sheppard set Whoopi straight on Huckabee right then and there. Huckabee tried to discredit the college paper by the way, saying that the paper "attempt(ed) to sensationalize my well known and hardly unusual views of same-sex marriage.." The paper released the tapes of the Governor Huckabee interview and stated,"..his words speak for themselves, and it is a shame that he is now so quickly embarrassed of them." He didn't deny the statements he made, by the way. So suck it, Whoopi! Find someone decent to defend and quit making ignorant statements on a national talk show. Watch the video from The View below. [source]

WHOOPI GOLDBERG DEFENDS JESSE JAMES

Fresh off her stupid quote about Roman Polanski (it wasn't "rape-rape") comes Whoopi Goldberg defending another loser. This time it's skank addict Jesse James, who cheated on Sandra Bullock with anything that resembled a comic strip with a vagina. Whoopi is claiming that it is perfectly normal because she cheated when she was married too. And I guess Whoopi is the definition of normal? She confesses, "I did it five or six times... Yes, I screwed around while I was married, yeah. I made mistakes too. It happens sometimes. Maybe he was trying to find something different too. I'm not excusing what I'm doing as, 'Hey, maybe there's something else to look at here' as opposed to just saying, 'Hey, he's a bonehead.' Maybe he just wanted something wonderful in his life (Sandra Bullock) and couldn't deal with it. It's just a possibility, I know it's crazy." Whoopi has been married three times: first husband Alvin Martin in 1979 for five years then David Claessen in 1986. Their relationship lasted two years and then she married, and presumably cheated on, Lyle Trachtenberg in 1994, before they divorced just a year later. So clearly Whoopi is an expert on marriage. Shush, Whoopi. Shush. [source]

ROMAN POLANSKI: PEDOPHILE. WHOOPI SAYS NOT "RAPE-RAPE"

Roman Polanski, the fugitive pedophile, was finally caught and is being held in Switzerland by authorities. For those of you not familiar with the case, in 1977 he drugged and raped 13 year-old Samantha Geimer, giving her champagne and half a qualude. He forced her to have oral, vaginal, and anal sex, and according to transcripts made available last year, she repeatedly asked him to stop. CELEBRITIES ARE COMING OUT IN SUPPORT OF ROMAN POLANSKI!!! [source] Whoopi Goldberg said that what Polanski did was not "rape-rape", whatever that means. [source] She claims he only "plead guilty to having sex with a minor". Yes, she was 13. THAT'S RAPE, WHOOPI!!! Before he could be sentenced he fled the country. Hollywood wants us to believe he paid his price by being "exiled" in Paris all these years. Last time I checked, Paris was one of the most beautiful places in the world. We should ALL have the money to be exiled to Paris!!! I say it is time for Roman to pay for what he did. He broke the law and anyone else would be expected to do their time. NOW IS THAT TIME!