SANDRA BULLOCK DIVORCES & ADOPTS

What an amazingly brave lady. Sandra Bullock's good name has been dragged through the mud by her whore of an ex-husband the past months. After winning an Oscar, Sandra finds out that Jeese James had cheated on her with any slut with a cheap tattoo on their forehead. Well Sandy isn't going to sit around moping. She has filed for divorce and is adopting a baby boy as a single parent. People magazine's website reports:

"Yes, I have filed for divorce," the 45-year-old Oscar-winning actress said in an interview. "I'm sad and I am scared." Bullock and James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago, the report said, and brought 3 1/2-month-old Louis Bardo Bullock home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. The baby was born in New Orleans, the story said. James and Bullock separated in March after five years of marriage, following reports that James had been unfaithful. The motorcycle mogul publicly apologized to Bullock and his three children. He recently returned home after a 30-day stay in a treatment facility where he sought help for "personal issues," the story on People's website said. Bullock won the Oscar for best actress this year for her role in the blockbuster hit "The Blind Side."

Brave in deed! Sandra deserves happiness. She is America's sweethear afterall. Good luck, Sandra. Your baby is a-door-bell!!!

SANDRA BULLOCK IS ONE SMART COOKIE

Entertainment Tonight had exclusive first shots of Sandra Bullock since the whole her-husband-is-a-cheating-a**hole scandal broke, and she ain't wearing her ring. DUH!!! Turns out, according to Page Six, the photos were set up by Sandra's people so the paparazzi wouldn't make millions off of her misery. Yea!!! Entertaimnet Tonight snagged this image from non-paparazzi group Getty for $60,000. If the video is not showing on the bottom (it was having trouble) just click the Page Six link.

SANDRA BULLOCK HAS JESSE JAMES' KIDS

He cheats on her with whores and nazis and now she has to babysit? No, Sandra is probably 1,000 times more responsible than any "parent" these poor kids have, so she has taken it upon herself to care for her ex-douche bag's kids while the divorce is happening. Apparently Sandy has the Sunny, Chandler and Jesse Jr. with her. Now these reports also state that it's while Jesse is in sex rehad in Arizona, which he has already left according to the media, so who knows what is happening. I hope for the kids' sake that Bullock has them so they don't get tattooed or made to commit hate crimes by their parents or their dad's harem of nazi prosititutes. Keep it under control, Sandra. [source]

WHOOPI GOLDBERG DEFENDS JESSE JAMES

Fresh off her stupid quote about Roman Polanski (it wasn't "rape-rape") comes Whoopi Goldberg defending another loser. This time it's skank addict Jesse James, who cheated on Sandra Bullock with anything that resembled a comic strip with a vagina. Whoopi is claiming that it is perfectly normal because she cheated when she was married too. And I guess Whoopi is the definition of normal? She confesses, "I did it five or six times... Yes, I screwed around while I was married, yeah. I made mistakes too. It happens sometimes. Maybe he was trying to find something different too. I'm not excusing what I'm doing as, 'Hey, maybe there's something else to look at here' as opposed to just saying, 'Hey, he's a bonehead.' Maybe he just wanted something wonderful in his life (Sandra Bullock) and couldn't deal with it. It's just a possibility, I know it's crazy." Whoopi has been married three times: first husband Alvin Martin in 1979 for five years then David Claessen in 1986. Their relationship lasted two years and then she married, and presumably cheated on, Lyle Trachtenberg in 1994, before they divorced just a year later. So clearly Whoopi is an expert on marriage. Shush, Whoopi. Shush. [source]