PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS: PEOPLE LOVE VAMPIRES

THIS JUST IN: PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH VAMPIRES!!! The honors were handed out at the 36th Annual People's Choice Awards (aka The Who Cares Awards) and blood suckers was the theme. Twilight, the worst vampire franchise of all time, won four awards including favorite movie, franchise and onscreen team for it's three lead "actors". Taylor Lautner was awarded Breakout Male Star. Two shows that are actually GOOD won in the tv categories. True Blood won as Favorite TV Obsession and The Vampire Diaries picked up Favorite New TV Drama. WHAT THE "F" ARE THESE CATEGORIES??? No wonder nobody cares who the "people" pick. Ha. Queen Latifah hosted (another reason not to watch) for the fourth consecutive year. Really? Work much, Latifah? Besides True Blood and Vampire Diaries, the "people" got some more right as well. Glee picked up Favorite TV Comedy, Steve Carell as Favorite TV Comedy Actor. Sandra Bullock and Hugh Jackman received trophies for Favorite Female/Male actor. You guess which won which. All in all, it was a night to..... well..... who cares. [source]

NEW MOON BREAKS BOX OFFICE RECORDS...AND MY FAITH IN HUMANITY!!

I know, I know. People are batsh*t crazy about Twilight!!! I get it. Despite the fact that Kristen Stewart looks like a male zombie who someone has repeatedly punched in the face with a bitter stick, her portrayal of Bella along with Robert Pattinson, the human equivalent of a nap, and Taylor Lautner, the pedophile's dream, has set a new record for midnight showings as New Moon opens with a whopping $26.3 million on 3,514 screens. That beats the previous record set by the MUCH SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from this summer which grossed $22.2 million in 4,024 theatres this past summer. UGH!! I (reluctantly) saw the first one and I wanted to poke my eyes out during the first five minutes of the movie, so unless my boyfriend threatens to break up with me, I will not be seeing this one. C'MON, PEOPLE!!!! ENOUGH!!!! [source]

ROBERT PATTINSON DID NOT DIS RYAN SEACREST!!!

Okay, let me start off by saying that I do not like Twilight. I hate it in fact. That being said, I do kinda understand why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (ick) would be tired of answering questions about thier alleged show-mance. (BTW: if those two had a baby, how greasy would THAT thing be?) Anyhooooooo.....so I wasn't surprised to hear that R. Pat would get up and walk out on Ryan Seacrest if he asked him about it. I wanted to see the video. Turns out, he DIDN'T just get up and walk out. He was actually relaxed and gracious and even answered the question by telling everyone to come see the movie and find out. Yes, his publicist was not having the question, and quite frankly I think Seacrest could think of a better question that we havn't heard 100 times before. Anyway, here is the video of how it all went down. What do you think?