NEW SCARY SPICE! YEP, YOU READ THAT RIGHT...AND IT'S PRETTY GOOD, Y'ALL!

Has your life felt spice-less lately? Well, get ready for a jolt of old-school girl power goodness. Mel B, aka Melanie Brown, aka Melanie B, aka Scary Spice is back with a brand new, pulsating single, For Once In My Life. You guys, it's good!! With a beat that would make Chris Brown happy (get it...beat...Chris Brown) and campy-ass video (she strips and kisses her clone) that features her ample jugs throughout, Scary has a hit a club hit on her hands. Best of all, unlike a lot of pop divas these days (I won't mention any names...cough, cough...Britney) the song has actual lyrics AND a melody. Good for you, Spice Girl. I can't find any info on whether or not Brown's third album is on the way. Her first album, the excellent Hot came out in 2000, and the follow up, L.A. State of Mind, came out in 2005. Anyhoozers, watch Melanie shake her melons for three-and-a-half minutes below and dance around like it's 1998. Oh, and she's on America's Got Talent because...well....everyone else has been, so why not?

CINDY CHANG PUTS SUSAN BOYLE TO REST

Yes, America's Got Talent made me cry. Watch the 42-year old housewife blow the audience away. She's the cutest thing ever!

KYLIE MINOGUE PERFORMS "GET OUTTA MY WAY" ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

Kylie is finally getting to do some promo for her new album, the amazing Aphrodite, on U.S. television. Here is the divine Ms. Minogue performing her new single Get Outta My Way on America's Got Talent last night. SHE LOOK AMAZING AS HELL!!!!!! Love you, Kylie!!!