ELLEN IS THE NEW PAULA!!!

[Source]No, she isn't going to become a pop diva with dancing skills of death, she is taking over for Paula Abdul on American Idol. It was announced that Ellen will be sitting on the panel once the auditions are over. Ellen says she is excited about taking over and added, "...think of all the money I'll save not having to text my vote.." Ha. I can't wait to see how Ellen will critique the singers. Will she be funny? Will she be honest? Will she be honestly funny? One thing for sure, she will be a big ol' lez. Yeah!!!