ASHLEY TISDALE GETS A PRODUCING DEAL

Umm...yeah. You read that correctly. Ashley Tisdale, of nose job fame, has gotten herself and her production company, Blondie Girl Productions (it's okay, I vomited a little as well) a multi-year production deal with RElativityReal, a reality TV offshoot of Relativity Media. The deal calls for Ashley to develop and executive produce new series for network television. CEO of RelativityReal Tom Forman calls Tisdale, "the very definition of a multitalented artist with unique insight into young demographics." Really? the "very definition"? C'mon, Tom. Who are you fooling? Better yet, who did Ashley fool? Tom Forman apparently. Good luck, Tissy. Here comes Nose Job, the television show. Or Who Wants Auto-tune: The Musical. Or How To Lose a Production Deal In Ten Days. You get where I'm going.[source]

VANESSA HUDGENS SUES OVER MORE NUDE PICS

Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical and countless nude photo scandals is embroiled in another -- brace yourself -- nude photo scandal. SHOCKING! Don't fight it, Vanessa. It is the thing you are MOST famous for. You could be the next LaToya Jackson if you play your cards right. Or wrong. Whatever. Hudgens, 21, is suing the website Moejackson.com for posting and refusing to take down sassy photos of her earlier this year. He lawyers are claiming copyright violation, according to TMZ.com. They are also reporting that Van's team has registered the nude photos with the U.S. Copyright Office. She is seeking damages and an order for the site Moejackson.com to take the photos down. In 2007 Vanessa flashed her wares all over the internet and issued a pubic -- er -- PUBLIC apology. Here's and idea. STOP TAKING NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF. On second thought, don't. Zac is finished with the HSM movies, so you got nothing else, girl. Flop it out. [source]

ZAC EFRON IS 22 TODAY!!!

Zac Efron, who is either the co-father of my future children or IS one of my children, turns 22 today. Zac is the hottest thing since sliced bread and you know it. Behold his amaziness!