DOMINIC COOPER REVEALS HE CAN'T FIT IT IN HIS PANTS ALL THE TIME

Why wasn't I there when this happened? Super hottie Dominic Cooper appeared on The Graham Norton Show this week and told an "embarrassing" story about his days as a waiter. Dominic reminisced:
"I was working in a cafe wearing really tight jeans. I had two cappuccinos in one hand and pastries in the other and as I approached the table it fell out of my jeans and rested neatly on the table."
You poor baby baby's arm. What a terrible thing to go through......FOR NO ONE! I'm sure he was hard pressed to relay that story. Pun intended. Dominic used to date his Mamma Mia co-star Amanda Seyfried. Mazel tov, Amanda! So if you spot Dominic on the street, follow him around for a while and maybe little not-so-little Dominic will pop out for a "top o' the mornin' to ya". Sigh.

LILY ALLEN ANNOUNCES NAME OF NEW ALBUM: SHEEZUS

Is it a nod to Kanye or a jab at Kanye? I would prefer to think it was a jab, and knowing Lily, I bet it sorta is. Lily Allen revealed the name of her upcoming third studio album on the Graham Norton Show in the UK yesterday and it is....drum roll, please.....SHEEZUS. Lily explained, "It's a confident title choice....and a little nod to Kanye West." Kanye's last album is, of course, named Yeezus. Heehee. He has such a great sense of humor about things too. NOT! Maybe the name Sheezus explains the floating crucifix at the end of the air balloon video. Perhaps in not Jesus but Sheezus on that cross!! I am loving all of Lily's new music. First single, the amazing Hard Out Here, second single, the infectious Air Balloon (video below) and her song from the Girls, Vol. 2 soundtrack, the fantastic L8 CMMR will all be included on Sheezus. No release date has been announced for the album as of yet.

THE MAJORITY OF WHAT MADONNA IS SAYING ABOUT GAGA IS LOVELY

DON'T GET IT TWISTED, PEOPLE! Despite what the media is trying to lead you to believe, Madonna is not on a Lady Gaga bashing tour. Madonna was asked about Gaga at every interview. DOY! Of course she was!! Madonna is globally THE TOP SELLING FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME, this is her first album to come out since Lady Gaga blew up, so people want to know her opinion. Yes, Madonna called Born This Way reductive. (like Madonna told Cynthia McFadden, "look it up".) but she's also had a lot of lovely things to say. On UK chat-fest The Graham Norton Show, Madonna had this to say about Gaga:
"When I first saw her, I saw her performing at a very small club in Manhattan a couple of years ago, maybe it was like three years ago. I was actually really impressed by her. I thought she was really cool and she did remind me of me back in the day. I liked her rawness and there was something fresh about there and ballsy, and when she spoke to the audience, she sounded like she had a similar sense of humor to me, quite ironic, and I liked her. So I do think she is very talented."
On 20/20 Madonna was asked again by McFadden about Gaga and relayed this to the viewers:
"I certainly think she references me a lot in her work. And sometimes I think it's amusing and flattering and well-done,"
and later added that Gaga is making a
"statement about taking something that was in the zeitgeist, you know, 20 years ago and turning it inside out and reinterpreting it."
I think that is something that all artists, including Madonna, have done in their careers. Certainly Madonna faced similar criticism early on in her rise to superstardom for taking inspiration from Marilyn Monroe or other iconic women of the past. I don't think Madonna in any way, shape or form is trying to rip Gaga a new monster hole. Madonna has nothing to worry about and if she DID dislike Lady Gaga I think she would make that perfectly clear. I love them both, but Madonna will ALWAYS be my true love. She's the Queen!Here are some clips of Madonna from The Graham Norton Show for you to worship this morning.The last one is particularly funny. I won't ruin it. I have missed you, Madonna. You look PERFECT!

THE OFFICIAL NAME OF MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM IS....

....MDNA. What does it stand for? Is it "Madonna DNA"? Is it just an abbreviated version of her name? I'm sure we'll find out soon enough. Madonna revealed the name of her upcoming 12th studio album on the UK's Graham Norton Show today. While the name remains mysterious, Madonna did confirm that she will be touring this year, saying to Norton, "I just have to pay the rent. A girl has to make a living, but truthfully I do enjoy it. Touring is the most rewarding of all my jobs." It's rewarding for your fans too, Queen Madge. Now the album is set for release by Interscope records sometime in March and, as opposed to news from earlier in the week, it looks like the lead single, Give Me All Your Luvin' will be released to radio February 7th, just after Madonna's Super Bowl performance, and digitally thereafter. Everything's coming up Madonna!!!