COME ON! KATY PERRY PREPARES TO RUIN ANOTHER SONG WITH A DUMB VIDEO

Here is the teaser for Katy Perry's eye-sore-to-be video for her genuinely great song Birthday. It's going to be a travesty. Katy is playing several different options for birthday entertainment including an old whore, a Jewish comedian, an animal trainer and an annoying face painter. I can't. I simply CANNOT!! Come on! Give us one simple, pretty video like Teenage Dream or Waking Up In Vegas. BE A FUCKING PERSON! BE PRETTY! Stop thinking you're funny. I repeat, I can't. Watch.